Singing [P]roducer

1. Birth By Sleep 

The teensiest kiddo who must not have been listening when his mother told him not to talk to strangers. Still very wholesome and ambitious to open a hotel in his heart at the tender age of 4. 1000/10

2. Kingdom Hearts 1 

Tiny boy with giant feet learning the ways of the anime protag. The teenagiest of all the Soras in that he feels All Kinds of Emotions. The absolute cutest pouty face. 100000000/10

3. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

The Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3 Sora. Literally that one kid in high school who forgot all his friends existed the moment he became interested in a girl. Moody, but justifiably so, since he’s constantly being forced to play the card game War with strange people in black hoodies. Dishes out some of the most cathartic ass-kickings in the entire series here, though. 1000000/10

4. Kingdom Hearts II

The Most Adorable Sora, in this humble blogger’s opinion. More money in the budget means this boy has facial animations for days. Officially joins the workforce and can totally shred on a skateboard. Reaction Commands make this Sora the Scrappiest of them all. Was absolutely ready to throw hands with some random kid he just met after waking up from a 1-year nap. This is kind of the point where The Dumb begins to set in, though. More on that later. Still probably my favorite Sora tbh. 1000000000/10

5. Kingdom Hearts Coded

If the phrase “What the happ is fuckening” were a person. Has no idea what’s going on or what year it is but is very earnest and has a big ol’ heart. Very adaptable as he’s been proven to handle both button mashing and turn-based combat systems without issue. If KH2 Sora was Kind Of Dumb, then Coded Sora is Pretty Dumb. 10000/10

6. Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance

I gotta be honest, guys. This is Peak Dumbass Sora. But what he lacks in brain he more than makes up for in heart!!! This is one of the most wholesome Soras we get in the entire series!! This kid literally has saved the worlds multiple times, almost died because his exam proctor couldn’t protect him from creepy old dudes hacking into his testing room, and STILL had it in him to be excited for his best buddy for passing the exam even though he flunked it. Friend To All Living Creatures. Would probably get giant footprints all over the walls from Flowmotion since he can’t stay still for three seconds though. 100000/10

7. Kingdom Hearts 3

The most adorable grandpa to ever fumble with a cellphone. All My Best Friends Are Disney Characters. Has grown from all of his past experiences into a well-rounded and respectable young man. Kind of that one kid who ends up doing all of the work on a group project because he doesn’t really trust anyone else to do it right. Becomes The Ultimate Sorcerer for some reason with OP magic, as if to show Donald how it’s done. Wants to return his ticket on the Sadness Train but ends up having to hitch a ride on it anyway, and for now, it doesn’t seem to have brakes. Send a letter home, kiddo. Or a text, but I don’t want to ask too much of you. 10000000/10

BONUS: Kingdom Hearts for V Cast

And then he died.

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Aqua’s time in the Realm of Darkness would have been very different if she’d had to babysit three random teenagers who managed to sail into the shadow realm.

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I think after that new trailer it’s definitely got me thinking about how Ienzo was one of Ansem The Wise’s child experiments (Probably either his most favoured or successful) given it’s suggested Ienzo has had the ability to sense darkness in people since BBS and see stuff others can’t. I’ll go into more depth about that at some point but the trailer also got me thinking.

What if Kairi was experimented on too?