sACK!

In All My Days And Of Which They Are Innumerable Mind You This I Have Never Seen Something That Fills My Hearts With Clot And Foreboding That I Must Take My Oral Injection Of St. Johns Wort (Approved By The Church, Not Performance-Enhancing) When I See It Visions Flash Before Me. When I See It God-Given Things Ive Seen Before Scare The Sh!t Out Of Me So The End To This Post Is Showing You A Fascimile Of What You Have Seen So You Dont Get The Sh!!!!!t Scared Out Of You Like Me And Im A King So Even Kings Can Get Their Bowels Voided With Fear So Look Here Pal

Take Heed

It Is A Beast That Walks In The Shape Of A Man Yet Like Pagan Myth Before Leaks Into God-Fearing Thought This Is A Myth That Would Not Die

Take Heed

It Is A Man That Walks In The Shape Of A Beast As It Was Once A Mortal Soul That Forfeit Its Mortal Coil For An Infinity Of Debauchery And Slaughter So That It May Relish In The Shroud Of Shiny-Black-Blood

Take Heed

And Dont Say I Did Not Worn You

In All My Days And Of Which They Are Innumerable Mind You This I Have Never Seen Something That Fills My Hearts With Clot And Foreboding That I Must Take My Oral Injection Of St. Johns Wort (Approved By The Church, Not Performance-Enhancing) When I See It Visions Flash Before Me. When I See It God-Given Things Ive Seen Before Scare The Sh!t Out Of Me So The End To This Post Is Showing You A Fascimile Of What You Have Seen So You Dont Get The Sh!!!!!t Scared Out Of You Like Me And Im A King So Even Kings Can Get Their Bowels Voided With Fear So Look Here Pal

Take Heed

It Is A Beast That Walks In The Shape Of A Man Yet Like Pagan Myth Before Leaks Into God-Fearing Thought This Is A Myth That Would Not Die

Take Heed

It Is A Man That Walks In The Shape Of A Beast As It Was Once A Mortal Soul That Forfeit Its Mortal Coil For An Infinity Of Debauchery And Slaughter So That It May Relish In The Shroud Of Shiny-Black-Blood

Take Heed

And Dont Say I Did Not Worn You

(any characters mentioned as being related to canon characters by canon characters are canon too i guess, gerold and guiseppe and elmers nieces and stuff)