𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

JORDAN: fucking you helps me sleep at night

JORDAN: does count

JORDAN: yeah

JORDAN: you're right

JORDAN: what are you gonna do about it?

VIOLET: you’re so sexy god

VIOLET: doesn’t but it’s okay i’ll let you have this one

JORDAN: yeah yeah whatever. i'm right and you're wrong.

JORDAN: see. told you you were gonna say it more.

JORDAN: i think you have. i think you really like it. i think you like how i react and how i get jealous. i think you really like what happens when we get home the most.

JORDAN: tell me i'm wrong and mean it, violet.

VIOLET: if that’s what helps you sleep at night.

VIOLET: say what

VIOLET: oh that was an accident. doesn’t count.

JORDAN: you're thinking about me when you're fucking someone else. so we're even.

JORDAN: i could even argue that you fuck other people TO think about me.

JORDAN: i'm going to i decided. big fat j on your cheek.

JORDAN: you haven't told me not to. seems like you like it, don't you?

VIOLET: oh shut the fuck up that's not even remotely true. i'd have to think about you often for that to be accurate.

VIOLET: okay then i'm leaving my whole name on your chest. idc if we're laying in bed for two hours baby i'm making it happen...

JORDAN: doesn't matter if i'm right

JORDAN: is that so?

JORDAN: no

JORDAN: next time i'll leave it on your cheek. you shouldn't even wear concealer

JORDAN: it looks sexy. next party wear something revealing so everyone can see

VIOLET: mhm. you're thinking about me now while you're with someone else, aren't you?

VIOLET: you absolutely will not. i'll look like i got face paint at a carnival.

JORDAN: i think it's more than that

JORDAN: the j looks good on you

VIOLET: i think you're way too confident

VIOLET: besides, you clearly think about me constantly...

JORDAN: like you think of me every night?

JORDAN: send me a picture

VIOLET: occasionally, maybe now and then...

VIOLET: anyway.

VIOLET: shouldn't you be busy?

JORDAN: 58 minutes.

VIOLET: what the fuck is wrong with you.

JORDAN: Attachment: 1 Image.

JORDAN: get your shit before i throw it out.

JORDAN: you have an hour.

JORDAN: you're delusional

JORDAN: be sure you get here early i've got plans. wouldn't want anyone to steal it off the handle on their way out.

JORDAN: goodnight x

JORDAN: oh? what makes you so sure about that

JORDAN: starting to sound a little possessive aren't you

JORDAN: you can come pick it up tomorrow i'll leave it on the door handle for you x

VIOLET: well if you wanted someone else, you'd have someone else by now. unfortunately for you, no one's like me x

VIOLET: possessive? of what? of you?!

JORDAN: oh, so you pity fuck me throughout the week?

JORDAN: you must really feel bad for me. :/

JORDAN: you won't have to worry about doing that anymore. i'm sure someone else can fill the space.

JORDAN: i'll let them take your bra home too. make a little box so they won't have to do a complete walk of shame home.

VIOLET: hold on, baby... are you mad.

VIOLET: shut up. no one's filling the space.

JORDAN: please. you're giving me way too much credit at this point.

JORDAN: like you've ever needed to be tricked into having sex with me.

JORDAN: sorry to break it to you, but you fuck me with a completely clear conscience.

JORDAN: i kind of feel bad for you, actually.

VIOLET: ever heard of a pity fuck, jordan?

JORDAN: hmmmm i love your selective memory violet it's so sexy

JORDAN: yeah that's exactly what i'm saying

JORDAN: bras are expensive people don't go around leaving them places they don't plan on coming back to

JORDAN: so tomorrow you're gonna text me like i need that bra back and i'm just gonna say come get it

JORDAN: and then you'll get something else too

JORDAN: then we all win

VIOLET: seriously be less obvious when you're swooning...

VIOLET: this is... a very in depth plan. clearly you've thought about this a lot... you wanna admit to having made up a plan?

VIOLET: you distracted me so i'd leave my bra, and then i end up texting you first about it, and next you're tricking me into coming over so we can have sex.

JORDAN: that just says something about your taste since you're fucking me multiple times a week

JORDAN: no actually it was sitting neatly at the corner of my bed like you wanted me to find it

JORDAN: so i really can't be blamed for this

VIOLET: that’s so weird, i don’t recall...