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Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl be like:

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You kick Princess Donut?!?! Jail for bodyguard!! Jail for bodyguard for 1000 years!!!
love telling people abt my favorite characters in dcc bc you've got (in no particular order)
talking princess cat who kills with lasers from her eyes (deeply traumatized)
mr everyday man who is the embodiment of "the human spirit vs the cruel indifference of the universe" and commits act of alien terrorism (has matching nipple rings with his cat) (deeply traumatized)
superpowered horny ai (toxic yaoi edition)
fish with a job (hi, zev!)
decapitated sex doll head (her nussy is acid)
Sleezy lawyer (racially profiled alien edition)
Too old for this shit dad friend (new body every floor)
Highly intelligent mommy's boy (screaming goat edition)
Group mom butterfly
Vodka aunt who is the definition of cold as ice, only kept in check by butterfly mom
Florida dirtbags with the best DIY convertible ever (it flies)
Reverse mommy issues play-doh person (drug addict)
Mordecai and Donut both knowing that the reason Carl insisted on Donut being the one with the manager benefit is because if he died then Donut would still have someone. If he died then Mordecai would do his damndest to get Donut to take a deal on the deepest floors she can manage. If he died then Mordecai would keep Donut alive by any means necessary.
What Carl doesn’t realise is that Mordecai will move all of the heavens and align the stars to try and keep both of them alive. That *because* Carl isn’t the one with the manager benefit Mordecai tries his hardest to pull Carl back from the River because if he dies then what will that do to Donut?
What will *Mordecai* do if he loses one of the crawlers that made him hope and love and believe in a future all over again?
My friend said this so credit to her but I think the most refreshing thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is that it’s nice to read a book series about adults, for adults, where the adults act and communicate like adults, that is still humorous and fun to read.

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mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."
A man, his cat-daughter, and her pet dog velociraptor
There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.
Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.
And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.
Then there will be shows that you'll be like the squiggability is off the charts on this one imma go look at what everyones cooking' and find crickets. Its like the dichotomomy of squiggability you know.
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
Meet Kleebo! I’m going to need a Jedi to play for a ttrpg I’m working on with some friends, and I’ve wanted to come up with a Rodian oc forEVER.
He was born somewhere around ~80 BBY. I’m still working on his whole deal, but his two closest friends and clan mates were older than him and both ended up reassigned to two different branches of the Service Corps. He stated in contact with them and was relieved that they both seemed happy and fulfilled. While he dreamed of being a padawan and traveling the galaxy, he was never a top student and didn’t expect to pass his initiate trials.
By the will of the Force (a literal miracle), Bo had a year of academic and athletic improvement and ended up passing his initiate trials, much to the surprise and delight of his instructors. He was chosen as a padawan, but his first mission was a disaster. His new master was badly injured, and, embarrassed and frustrated by how poorly Bo handled the stress, terminated the apprenticeship. I haven’t worked out the details of what actually happened, but another Jedi who was in the same sector came to their aid and transported them back to Coruscant. That Jedi was Thame Cerulian, and he ended up taking Bo on as his apprentice.
HUGE shoutout to @blueberry-ry for the braid concept, as well as @phi-guy for the non-hair braid inspo!
I’m still sort of all over the place drawing him, but I’ll get him nailed down eventually. He’s so squishy and scared

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I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement
Sometimes they summon a cherry picker or crane, other times it wards off backhoes
like constellations imploding in the night everything is turning, everything is turning, the shapes that you drew may change beneath a different light and everything you thought you knew will fall apart but you'll be alright -constellations, the oh hellos
[ID: abstract digital pixel art of galaxy, stars and ribbons of colour. Colours are red and purple tones. Text reads "everything you thought you knew will fall apart but you'll be alright." /end ID]
we really should be calling it fanworks, not content
I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern
do you live in seattle (the american city)?
yes
no
please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach
so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias
Well now I'm curious
Do you live in Portland, OR? (the american city)
Yes
No

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mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."
great work everyone hit the bathhouse