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bansheeiism:

“explain. —i was practically in a coma, laying by the nemeton, and now i’m here. with you. so explain what the hell is going on.”

“----lydia??” orbs widening, stiles stepped closer, hoping it wasn’t the house.

#{ chat: lydia }#coma tw

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valcnline:

“Early 2014? Like, I’m not far enough off for it to actually matter, just a bit out of date, you know.” She waived it off. “I kind of have a pair of mad crushes on the actual Rey and Poe though, so I need you to tell me now if either of them die.”

“hmmm, i don’t know --” taking a moment to think, “you won’t be mad if i just say yes or no? with little details?”

#{ chat: valentine }

ofsouls:

‘–malia?? no, i am persephone. i do not need to see anyone as i am sure i have not seen these stars war you speak of.’

“not malia, doppelganger. oh okay, makes sense because malia would have throw me. or something like that? scary, really. ---they’re movies, sci-fi movies that are badass. by the way it’s STAR WARS not stars war.”

#he's having a crises about this #like no that's not how you say that!!#{ chat: persephone }

wakeup-sam:

“Are you flirting with me, Stiles?”

“Take me out for desert and we have a deal, my favorite Ice cream is Rocky Road.”

“only slightly,” a teasing tone escaped him as he smirked. “so --- you want ice cream then?”

#{ chat: sam }

allsargent:

Allison chuckled. “I would gladly see it with you, Stiles.”

“allison, i knew you were the BOMB. i’m pumped, let’s go see star wars.” humming the star wars theme song to himself as he jumped excitedly. just like a little boy at a theme pack.”

#{ chat: allison }

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princess-elxx:

“Oh no, don’t keep your mouth shut. If you’ve got something to say then say it. I’m a big girl I can handle a few rude words.”

“let me see your CLAWS.”

#{ chat: eleanor }

themayorslittlegirl:

“Oh my god Stiles. Why am I not surprised? What do you even reckon is the best one to start off with? Or should I just watch it totally out of order?”

“start with: four, five six. after watch: one, two, three. if you like them see: seven.”

#{ chat: madge }

queenxamerixa:

“Who is Lydia and Malia? I’m sorry for not seeing it but I’m sure I never seen Star Wars with you before. Scott? I don’t even know who he is so how will I know if he seen it or not?”

“oh good -- another doppelganger, what’s your name?”

#{ chat: america }

anakinsclo:

“uh?? WHAT?? my name is anakin. ANAKIN SOLO. the only siblings i have don’t look anything like me,” anakin frowned deeply, incredibly confused. “i still have no idea what that means, and i wouldn’t, i’m not from this planet, i don’t even know what a video game is.”

“----excuse me??”

#{ chat: anakin solo }

wankyiisms:

“that was…a wonderful rant. i’m sure you will have a lot of fun rewatching all the movies while living in your parents’ basement.”

“parents --- yeah, it’s only my dad. i have my OWN room?? advice: you should probably ask before opening your trap.” stiles orbs now met the ground thinking of his mother. “my mom is dead, so thanks for reminding me.”

#{ chat: santana }#ignore this sad and bitter stiles #death mention tw

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milkovichisms:

“Seriously? Never been to a movie with a guy where we actually watched the movie. Could be fun, as long as you’re not one of those nerds who like to dress up for it.”

“oh NO, i left my wookie suit in my closet! good thing, too. you would’ve ripped me a new one for it. why WOULDN’T you watch the movie? why pay that money for nothing?”

#{ chat: mandy }

drxculaura:

“sure?? i do not know of z’is star wars, though?”

“best GODDAMN movies in this entire universe! are you still in??”

#{ chat: draculaura }

paigekrasikcva:

“—you’re really passionate about this, aren’t you ?? i didn’t catch any of that, except for the fact that stormtroopers are bad and that everyone’s badass. but i think i’ve got the general concept, i mean, it’s in space, not our solar system, and then there is that explanation thing at the beginning so i think i’ve got this.”

“---more than passionate, yes. hmm, sorry i get so INTENSE and EXCITED when star wars is the subject. it’s easy once you see the force awakens, actually. so easily put together like a puzzle. pieced together in perfect symphony! wow, i’m in love with these movies -- all of them. i’ll pay if you buy the snacks??”

#{ chat: paige }

elenapetrovafiregilbert:

“Hmm Maybe . I’m Elena and i’m from Virginia.”

“it’s nice to meet you, elena.”

#{ chat: elena }

elenapetrovafiregilbert:

“I guess your right.”

“best you can do is maybe, i dunno, make some friends. then it’ll be easier if we move. ESPECIALLY if you need a roommate at one point, right? it’ll get EASIER and BETTER. so hey, i’m stiles, i’m from california. where are you from?”

#{ chat: elena }#got it!

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rosiieweasley:

“well, comes up to if it’s bad that i’ve never seen one before.”

“clearly lydia, you were abducted by aliens! we’ve discussed this! MULTIPLE TIMES! you’ve seen them all!”

#{ chat: rosie }#he's like ??? really??

forthrightdamsel:

“But why are you here? I know you from somewhere… you’re in a film!”

“i’m just stiles? i’m no one from a FILM? what even is it? maybe we’re just, you know, similar looking?”

#{ chat: ashley }

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