OFS_Razgriz

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever

LOVE those ultra modded skyrim screenshots where someone’s character is this honey select demoness succubus thing and in the background is a regular skyrim guy doing his thing

I can see his expression despite his helmet

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

Conversely, nearly all real bandit dialogue or text from Skyrim typecasts them as drunkards and insane people who do banditry because they love murder and killing, not out of necessity or impoverishment. Meanwhile the literal cult of thieves you can join in the poorest city in Skyrim requires you to steal from the poor to give to the rich (by supporting Maven Blackbriar) and the only alternative to this if you're playing a "good guy" character is to ignore the quest line and tacitly support a Jarl who actively ignores the corruption around her, is more concerned about reducing crime than improving poverty, and openly talks about abandoning the city to ruin to save herself if the city is besieged. Sounds familiar doesn't it?

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

putting the power button on my robotgirl either side of the neck + must be held for 10s