No. Just no.

So so yummy!

Amen!

If you ever get frustrated when your parents ask you for help with navigating a tiny futuristic computer that fits in their pocket, just remember that at one point in your life, they taught you how to use a spoon and how to wipe your ass.

Does anybody else have the fear of mistyping your password, and then retyping the same mistake into the confirm password

If you think about it, birthdays are really satanic rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it.

Think about everyone you’ve ever secretly liked. Every stranger you momentarily fell in love with on public transport. It’s uplifting to think that you’ve probably been this person for many people.