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and just like that, wukong had declared saber as his rival, just like the other servants before him.

and with that, he’d simply take this baguette from the other fellow. 

“ Then I suppose starting this pointless quarrel was you simply feeling like it was killing time. ”

“ I was simply asking for advice, nothing more nothing less, Lilith. ” 

“ IRRELEVANT, you’re the one  who approached me first. ”

“ And I’m more than glad to inform you that I don’t care. ”

“ YOU said that I wouldn’t be handsome if someone didn’t find a monkey handsome. There’s a difference. ”

“ Then perhaps you should have said that earlier to avoid this pointless quarrel, Lilith. ”

wukong would have this as his first speech when he’d have his first ascension.

“ Trolls. Always a challenge, never an obstacle. ”

he might need to put on some hater shades.

“ I NEED NO INTRODUCTION. ”

HE IS A MONKEY.

“ That’s Stupid HANDSOME Monkey King to you ”