nothin' like a girlfriend.

          KAORI PASIAN via HONEYCOSMETICS’ instagram story featuring @clodics on AUGUST 27, 2018 !

“hmm, good question. i don’t really know of anyone who could pass as me... but if dascha polanco’s name isn’t anywhere in the credits, i don’t want it.”

“hopefully they won’t ask about my hoe stories, but i hope they ask about my grandparents and their constant journey to success.”

“ girl, no ! i like the shape of my nose, thank you very much. i do not ever want a collapsed nostrils thanks to that shit. ” kaori is mostly teasing as she speaks, even though she’s also serious. the fem’s laughter fills the backseat, leaning against the leather as she listens to her friend. “ now, if you had weed i’d be a little more inclined to join you on this cross-faded journey, but i don’t do coke -- no matter how glamorous you try to make it seem. ” kaori leaves her defense at that, mostly filling their car ride to queens with a couple of snaps for both her instagram story and snapchat story, including a couple of videos while lip-syncing to whatever the driver was playing from their aux cord. once they arrive outside of their destination, kaori stuffs her phone done into her saint laurent monogram bag, not really one to carry much. “ a pissy pussy thot ? the fuck is that ? ” kaori asks with a laugh, stepping out of the car. “ c’mon, i booked us our own cabana for the night. ”

the thought of having a vacation that lasted longer than a day and a half was enough to make kaori sigh with bliss. “ of course i have. you up and disappeared for weeks, aubs. that should be enough for me to murder you with reason, ” she teases, reaching out to grab one of the water bottles the drive had set out for them. kaori watches aubrey’s actions with curious eyes, and she nearly chokes on her water, coughing a bit violently for a moment or two. “ aubrey ! ” she speaks with wide eyes, dabbing at her lips with a napkin. before she can say anything, she’s listening to aubrey. “ listen, i love you with my entire heart and then some, but you know i don’t do that shit... my goodness, you are something. ” kaori presses her hand to her forehead, but her words are entirely laced with laughter and a teasing lilt. she politely declines by raising a hand, shaking her head. “ i’d rather get fucked up on a little something called ciroc or maybe even don julio. ”