ᵇᵒʳᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵉᵃˢʸ

        ❝why would you do that? ❞

❝ i don’t know what you’re talking about. ❞

too cool for school✌🏻️ (they/them)

i’m logging off to watch some steven universe & then sleep!! like this for a starter and i’ll get to it tomorrow. <3

like... just fallout au’s, man. give me fallout au’s

As the former Counselor of Project Freelancer, I helped mold them…

You have three seconds to run before I kill you.

[And after him she goes. Thank god she took gymnastics class.]

          [ he doesn’t bother replying -- he’s too busy running and trying to eat at the same time. he definitely isn’t going to make it more than a few feet, so he’s gonna eat as much of her food as he can before she catches up. ]

You have three seconds to run before I kill you.

Two…

     [ ---- definitely more cons. shoves all of her food into his mouth and makes a break for it. ]

You have three seconds to run before I kill you.

One…

[ ... sweats slightly. ]

You have three seconds to run before I kill you.

you don’t scare me

“I really don’t want to move.”

               he falls into a comfortable silence, then, eyes closing as he listens                to the muffled sounds of training outside; he can faintly hear wash                shouting at the recruits, and it makes him smile slightly. the fact that                they’ve fallen into such a domestic routine is  well, comforting, even                with a war going on. not that he’d tell anyone he thinks that. then people                would start expecting him to actually do stuff. yikes. can’t have anyone                thinking he cares.