Off The Clock

Based on the minimal information I have collected on Spencer and his now toddler (turning 4 years old already in December) i will try to answer this to the best of my ability.

Spencer unfortunately did lose his job as dance instructor for women in their second trimester of pregnancy. Believe it or not pregnant women do not want to dance during a global pandemic. However Spencer was fortunate enough to have a sugar daddy that allowed him to move in along with his child.

The most outrageous of things has happened.

Love has spread through regal. It has been insane.

It all started with Loraine and Antonio.

They had always given off real flirty vibes when around each other but o never thought it would develop into something of substance.

I heard that Antonio has asked her out but Loraine and said no. Or at least Antonio had thought she said no… Loraine had reacted by screaming out raptor noises… Antonio then walked away in confusion.

However it turns out raptor noises are a good sign from Loraine. She meant to say yes but didn’t get the chance. Anyways at some point they started dating so Antonio was sent away to usher.

In the end I would say they’re perfect for each other. Loraine’s crazy about turkey noises and just being a general goofball and Antonio…. he’s ok with it.

The other spark was ignited when joeseph decided to ask Sophia out on a date. However that sparked soon died out. The couple never had a chance for Sophia is a kleptomaniac and joeseph is well…. joeseph. Joeseph has since left the theater for a new job, but I believe it was a broken heart.

So much has happened in the last few months I don’t even know where to begin.

For starters most of our staff has fucked off to greater things.

At the moment the only concessionaire left are Waverly, Abby, Joe, and Loraine. Antonio is still around but he has been transferred to a new position due to in house flirting.

And on top of all the oldies we lost, so many of the newbies didn’t even stick around to make the blog. New hires, that don’t even deserve names, decided that theater work was too hard and stopped showing up for shifts.

And of all the new people we’ve hired in the past 3 months only one is of any value. That would be Sophia.

Sophia is very quiet but does have an obsession with stealing things. I once caught her trying to nick my keys while I wasn’t looking.

The cherry on top to what has been a really shitty sundae is Gretchen.

Gretchen is the bane of my existence and my hatred runs so deep that I refuse to even mention her more than once.

Boy do I miss the days of me Emma and catrina closing together. I fear my time at the theater will soon end. I’ve been promoted(barely) but the hours suck and with how bad the holidays have been, I refuse to be around for another Christmas.

Well now I’ve just pissed myself off on Christmas.

So Irma is gonna destroy us so here I write my last will and testament:

To Emma I leave my all my ranch dressing. Cause that girl be obsessed.

To Catrina I leave my squirt bottle under the bathroom sink. I know how much those mean to her.

To joe I leave my Worlds Best Closer mug because I know he was real jealous about it.

To Loraine I leave my salt. Because she's salty af.

To Antonio I leave my Carley Rae Jensen cds. He's loves that girl so much.

To Hugh I leave my monster energy drinks. That's the only thing I know he likes.

To Emilio I leave my tea-bags. I know he loves to spill the tea so it should be of great use to him.

To TJ I leave my broom and dustpan. She's got a habit of breaking those.

To Sid I leave my Disney blu-rays.... well that ones pretty obvious.

To Antwon I leave my clocks so he'll always know how late it is....and how we were supposed to leave already.

To edwardo I leave my New York Fashion Week videos so he'll really know how to strut.

To kristoff I leave the food in my fridge. He's the only one I know that will still eat it.

To Alejandro I leave my box set of Americas Got Talent. So he'll remember to follow his dreams of singing one day.

To Arya I leave my dire wolf. She's the only one I can trust to care for her.

As our summer has come to an end, the time has come for many of our employees to move on to “bigger” and “better” things.

It is not uncommon for many theater employees to quit once the summer as ended as the school year means less business and therefore less hours.

So now we must say goodbye….

Emma has decided to join the UFC. I guess she found a way to benefit off fighting. As long as she can keep herself from crying after the match I’m sure she’ll do great. She will be missed.

Spencer is moving off to New York in order to raise his child to become the next teen pop sensation. He wants to make sure his baby grows up with broadway and theatre all around him.

Hugh is going off to rehab. Yes! I have in fact finally deduced that Hugh is in fact the drug addict of the group. He has decide that it is time to get his life in order so he checked himself into a rehabilitation clinic in order to start anew.

Sarah is opening her own clothing store in the back of her car. After leaving so many outfits in her own car and in the cars of others, she has decided that the car is the perfect place to create and sell clothing. So yeah that’s a thing I guess.

And sadly my wonderful Jen is returning to school. I dream of the day when she’ll Graduate and we can finally be married and I can quit this retched job. But until then I will remain here without her.

It is common knowledge that the building of the theater was built in 1914. And before it was used for entertainment purposes the building was used as a prison for those who couldn’t fit in the usual prison. Because it was not held to the same standards many prisoners died while staying in the facility.

That’s a cool story and all but we mostly use it as a way to pull in more customers. A theater is cool and all, but a haunted theater is even better.

I didn’t buy in to all of that mumbo jumbo, but lately I’ve been experiencing things that may change my perspective.

Paper towel dispensers going off when no ones around, lights flickering, doors opening, moving shadows, and the list goes on and on.