of foxes and other strange animals

@hellspains

Jacob facepalms. Hard.

*iago starts packing a bag*

why am I not surprised?

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

“IAGO!”

“He’s a purebred cat, Jacob.”

“GET THAT FUCKING BREAD OFF THE CAT, DICKHEAD.”

“Don’t yell! You’ll scare her!” 

“WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BREAD AROUND HIS HEAD?!?! THAT DOESN’T SCARE HIM OR WHAT?”

“No it doesn’t! They like it.”

“SHE LIKES IT? WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I’D STICK YOUR HEAD THROUGH BREAD?”

“It wouldn’t fit.” *holds cat close to jacob’s face* “Listen, she’s purring.”

*pinches the bridge of his nose* ".... and you are trying to say?"

jacob votes for the top suit

@lycaanroc

*confused amorous noises*

YESSSS

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

#iago buys this shirt for jacob WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, IAGO??”

“HE WAS COLD, YOU MONSTER. LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS. LOOOOOK.”

“IT’S SUMMER, DICKHEAD.”

“SO? I GET COLD ALL THE TIME IN THE SUMMER.”

“YOU’RE COLD CAUSE YOU’RE ONLY SKIN AND BONES. YOUR ANIMALS ARE FAT, IAGO. FAT.”

*dog and Iago both give Jacob wide eyed, hurt looks*

"... WHAT?!?!"

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

@offoxesandotherstrangeanimals

GIVE ME DARK RICHARD

DON’T TEMPT ME JESUS CHRIST CAUSE RICHARD CAN BE PRETTY DARK SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

I N E E D I T

... then all Iago would have to do is fuck up reeeeaaal bad, and you know Richard does not approve of "cheating" ._.