THIS GAY KISS!!

Hugs are actually so underrated especially those hugs that are so tight u can literally feel the other person’s heartbeat n for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you

Audio and video files might hold you off for a while, but there’s nothing quite like listening to someone else’s heartbeat live in person. It is all of these things combined into one. Knowing what someone’s heart can do for you and what your heart can do for someone else, whether it would be the feeling of love, relaxation, getting deeply aroused or just simple curiosity.

Amen

The male verzion of ‘vajazzeling’ would be 'disco balls’.

The more I think about it, selling seashells by the seashore seems like a bad business decision.

A fart is literally a blast from the past

If the sun had eyes, it wouldn’t know what a shadow looked like

I think midwives deserve more respect. They really help people out.