Carrabas

YEEEHAWWWW

jfc

Ha… that was a pun

Oh goodness.. I need a drink.

guy’s i’m sorry what did I do why are you all unfollowing me? D: 

We love you, Olive.

Olive Garden I will forever be with you don't worry. We can run away into the sunset with thousands of dollars of illegal breadsticks.

Waffle house should be renamed Wawful house because it’s awful

True dat.

someone tell wendys and their square ass hamburgers to step the fuck off

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I ship carrolive (olive garden/carrabas)

;)

<3 ;)

How is it going, fellow restaurants?

Good good babe. How are you on this fine day?

We are doing well, thank you! Anything new?

Lookin good panera

I HAVE CUPCAKES AND BURGERS AND GO MEEEE WOO

Shut the fuck up I have breadsticks.

thIS FANDOM IS TEARING US APART

Denny’s is probably sitting in a bar right now regretting starting this whole damn mess

I know I am.

WELCOME KFC TO THIS THING WE ALL THE FOODOM. RUN.

no really though RUN 

get out before its too late

Run fast and run far.

I LEAVE FOR 2 FUCKING HOURS AND THERE IS NOW LONG JOHN FUCKING SILVERS!?!?! I’M DONE! I’M SO FUCKING DONE!

ye know, us pirates have nuthin against burnin down a buildin or two durin a good pillage. Savvy?

I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR ASS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH IT YOU SCALLY WAG SCURVY RIDDEN BILGE RATS!!!

oh now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!

guys i think you're acting a little immature. why can't we all get along, sit down, and share a breadstick. come on now.