Eat Fresh

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

real tears

why won’t anyone date me 

I’m so scared about the future, and nothing makes that feeling go away.  

If it makes you feel better, Subway plans on being in the future.

I could literally teach a chimp to speak perfect English before I can teach my dad to use a laptop.

Why not try to learn him over a nice Subway dinner!

I forgot what happy feels like ..

Feels like toasted subs too me.

im always so fucking ignored and im tired of it.

Can I suggest a nice sandwich?

So i met my boyfriends mother today… and i kind of hate her….

Maybe you could try talking about your differences over a nice Subway sub!

mmmm

OH GOD MY ARTERIES

IS THIS HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO KISS PEOPLE. 

yes. Licking someone’s face like this is a sure sign in the animal kingdom of attraction.