You’re Welcome!

Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. It’s not like you share a house together. You think I’m still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockers… The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus what’s so special about a human looking butterfly?

Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesn’t need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*… his hook into you?

I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho

C-C-C-Captain!! This isn’t what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!

But he is right tbh

Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. I’ll buy your drinks and you’ll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterfly’s

I, I I don’t know… *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?

It does get lonely here, most people don’t like me because of who I associate with. The Indians don’t like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys don’t like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies don’t like me because… Well, Tink’s the only one I’ve met and she doesn’t like a lot of people

Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold

Come to think of it, James, you’re the reason most of these people hate me…

…

And if it wasn’t for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!

*sweating*…. Well

@official-lefou back me up here! I don’t need you, James! If it weren’t for your obsession with Pan, we’d have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan

IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WE’D BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFF….. you of all people don’t have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldn’t make it out there

I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place

Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship

James, please. At least give me a trip back to Mainland, then I’ll be out of your hair, I promise

Take the rowboat…. And don’t call me that

J- u-um, Hook. You know the rowboat can’t fly. It won’t take more than a few hours, and you know it’ll be worth it

Take it to the lost boys dumbass, tell them what happened, I’m sure they’ll take Pitty on such a insignificant, soft fuck…. They’ll get you to the mainland somehow

*yells* I WON’T *storms into captains cabin and slams door*

@official-lefou can I, uh, stay with you?

Ok everyone calm your tits! Look I’m not trying to be a dick but, @smee-official your better off staying. If you come anyway that’s fine but @official-lefou and I have a good thing going. Adding more to the party might change everything… how are you around adoring fans?

@theofficialerzascarlet @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @official-mirajane-strauss @theofficialgrayfullbuster @official-flare-corona @theofficialnatsudragneel  @mioda-ibuki-official  @loganpaul-official   anyone interested in joining? Seems pretty cool!

yes!

Yay! We can be classmates- I want to catch up on some university courses… Which courses are you interested in joining?

what are frogs, juvia?

Hmm sounds to me like you need to take Biology… or general Grade 10 science…

juvia, what are they? what are frogs?

yes thank you

Hello young human!!! Simba has child frog. Him name Zeus and he IS a good boy

!!! may I Gaze Upon The Frog

ALRIGHT, IS EVERYONE OKAY?

I made a new friend!

Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. It’s not like you share a house together. You think I’m still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockers… The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus what’s so special about a human looking butterfly?

Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesn’t need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*… his hook into you?

I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho

C-C-C-Captain!! This isn’t what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!

But he is right tbh

Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. I’ll buy your drinks and you’ll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterfly’s

I, I I don’t know… *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?

It does get lonely here, most people don’t like me because of who I associate with. The Indians don’t like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys don’t like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies don’t like me because… Well, Tink’s the only one I’ve met and she doesn’t like a lot of people

Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold

Come to think of it, James, you’re the reason most of these people hate me…

…

And if it wasn’t for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!

*sweating*…. Well

@official-lefou back me up here! I don’t need you, James! If it weren’t for your obsession with Pan, we’d have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan

IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WE’D BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFF….. you of all people don’t have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldn’t make it out there

I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place

Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship

James, please. At least give me a trip back to Mainland, then I’ll be out of your hair, I promise

Take the rowboat…. And don’t call me that

J- u-um, Hook. You know the rowboat can’t fly. It won’t take more than a few hours, and you know it’ll be worth it

Take it to the lost boys dumbass, tell them what happened, I’m sure they’ll take Pitty on such a insignificant, soft fuck…. They’ll get you to the mainland somehow

*yells* I WON’T *storms into captains cabin and slams door*

@official-lefou can I, uh, stay with you?

Ok everyone calm your tits! Look I’m not trying to be a dick but, @smee-official your better off staying. If you come anyway that’s fine but @official-lefou and I have a good thing going. Adding more to the party might change everything… how are you around adoring fans?

@official-melody What did he say to you? Gaston is not known for being rude, especially to children. I just can’t believe he would do that. * scratching head while staring at the ground*

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

This is sickening. 

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT I’M IN A FIGHTING MOOD

Why fight? You’ll probably just disappoint everyone anyway. What’s the point is fighting… what’s the point in life? More suffering I suppose.

Are you mocking me now? It seems like your mocking me. I’m a dwarf with a tight crew, not that it matters… everyone dies anyway… But don’t mess with the 7 Mr. Muscles! Pulse your face isn’t that great.

If you look at me I have no time for anything little, including dwarfs. 7 of you? Even @official-lefou teamed with @smee-official could handle you! But You’ll probably ask @snow-white-official to help you out. When she doesn’t you’ll be like “Well that’s a woman for ya. They never listen to me anyway…” * Laughs and points at @grumpy-official *

Wow you have all these people and you dint even want Gaston!? I bet if his feelings could be hurt they would be. *shakes head in disbelief*

Man screw gaston. I went to disneyland to get his auto and he heccin refused to sign it.

That’s probably because he doesn’t want to be seen associating with an unmarried girl who lived with 7 horny dwarves. Your Welcome @snow-white-official

@official–moana

Oh this could be fun.

I already am!