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@captain-hook-official
ATTENTION ALL MINORS
TW PEDOPHILIA
So I use Kik a lot, Iām in a few group chats. Pedophiles DM me a lot because my profile picture is my face, and I know a surefire way to make pedos back the fuck off
Threaten to show the police, explain what the police will do, sometimes shoe proof that youāre taking screenshots of the conversation. You donāt even have to show the police, so far I havenāt, but they back right off immediately
PLEASE SPREAD THIS
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Since smee left I've been incredibly lonely, but I am glad to announce I have a new much cutier crew member!
His name is still to be decided but I love him
Is anyone alive? We all seem quite dead rn
I meanā¦. Inside yeah but still
The zombie apocalypse happened and we didnāt even notice.
I mean, I haven't left my ship since smee left so probably
Is anyone alive? We all seem quite dead rn
I mean.... Inside yeah but still
Captain Hook, does your ship have any women? Iāve seen many men but no women. Who scrubs your Jolly Roger?
@gaston-official I'm literally the only on here rn they all left
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YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
I'm having fun, one man party's on the ship are great I get to sit in my pants and drink
....
What do I do now?
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*ā¦. Well
@official-lefou back me up here! I donāt need you, James! If it werenāt for your obsession with Pan, weād have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan
IF IT WASNāT FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WEāD BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFFā¦.. you of all people donāt have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldnāt make it out there
I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place
Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship
James, please. At least give me a trip back to Mainland, then Iāll be out of your hair, I promise
Take the rowboatā¦. And donāt call me that
J- u-um, Hook. You know the rowboat canāt fly. It wonāt take more than a few hours, and you know itāll be worth it
Take it to the lost boys dumbass, tell them what happened, Iām sure theyāll take Pitty on such a insignificant, soft fuckā¦. Theyāll get you to the mainland somehow
*sigh* I guess itās goodbye thenā¦
@peter-pan-official can you and your boys help?
Yeah, sure. Iād say feel free to come back whenever, but I think Hook would literally murder you haha *grabs @tinker-bell-official and uses her dust on the boat*
Bye then, Iāll miss ya, you old fart!
*yells* I WON'T *storms into captains cabin and slams door*
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*ā¦. Well
@official-lefou back me up here! I donāt need you, James! If it werenāt for your obsession with Pan, weād have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan
IF IT WASNāT FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WEāD BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFFā¦.. you of all people donāt have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldnāt make it out there
I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place
Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship
James, please. At least give me a trip back to Mainland, then Iāll be out of your hair, I promise
Take the rowboatā¦. And donāt call me that
J- u-um, Hook. You know the rowboat canāt fly. It wonāt take more than a few hours, and you know itāll be worth it
Take it to the lost boys dumbass, tell them what happened, I'm sure they'll take Pitty on such a insignificant, soft fuck.... They'll get you to the mainland somehow
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*ā¦. Well
@official-lefou back me up here! I donāt need you, James! If it werenāt for your obsession with Pan, weād have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan
IF IT WASNāT FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WEāD BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFFā¦.. you of all people donāt have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldnāt make it out there
I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place
Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship
James, please. At least give me a trip back to Mainland, then Iāll be out of your hair, I promise
Take the rowboat.... And don't call me that
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If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*ā¦. Well
@official-lefou back me up here! I donāt need you, James! If it werenāt for your obsession with Pan, weād have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan
IF IT WASNāT FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WEāD BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFFā¦.. you of all people donāt have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldnāt make it out there
I was the one telling you we should go back to raping and pillaging in the fucking first place
Well go on then! Leave you little bitch! Have fun getting anywhere without a fucking ship
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*ā¦. Well
@official-lefou back me up here! I donāt need you, James! If it werenāt for your obsession with Pan, weād have left the island and gone back to pirate stuff, we could have lived normal pirate lives on Mainland but nooooo, you had to capture Peter Pan
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS SHITTING LAND WE'D BE DEAD!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO BACK TO PIRATE STUFF..... you of all people don't have the guys to rape, steal, murder or distrust a friend, you wouldn't make it out there
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
And if it wasnāt for you, a lot of the crew would be appreciated across the island, too!
*sweating*.... Well
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
Come to think of it, James, youāre the reason most of these people hate meā¦
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
Gaston, I do think he was talking about hurting you, not LeFou. He knows LeFou and I are friends and wouldnāt hurt a friend of mine intentionally
No, I mean this bit"braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! ā
C-C-C-C-CAPTAIN!? Youā¦ You donāt care about me!?
*blushing*ā¦ā¦ OK maybe he was wrong about one thing
Iād say heās wrong about a lot of thingsā¦.
Nah, heās almost spot on
Iām not just talking about this, James. *whispers* have you seen how he talks about lesbians?
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If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
I, I I donāt knowā¦ *wispering to Gaston* what if @smee-official needs a friend?
It does get lonely here, most people donāt like me because of who I associate with. The Indians donāt like me because I helped capture their princess, the Lost Boys donāt like me because I helped try to blow up Peter (sorry about that, kid) and the fairies donāt like me becauseā¦ Well, Tinkās the only one Iāve met and she doesnāt like a lot of people
Eh, who needs friends, all you need is ale and some gold
If you had to change one thing about your Official self what would it be?
@gaston-official I walk become even more manly!
Impossible Wright? No I say, observe this.
BOOM! I have achieved the impossible!
Gee @gaston-official no one thought it could be possible! Leave it to you to prove everyone wrong. If I could change anything I would spend more time with my best buddy.
That doesnāt count @official-lefou ! And we already spend enough time together as it is.
Give me space already.
Well @gaston-official Iāve b bu been meaning to tell ya you. I was actually talking about my new buddy @smee-official . He gets meā¦ you would really like him!
Wait Waaaa? I mean yeah thatās cool. Whatever man.
Whatever dog, you do you Iām cool yoā¦ so like are y'all umā¦ best friends, or whatever?
Come on now Gaston. *nudges Gaston* Youāre stiiiiillll my best friend. You were the only guy who was there for me when I was at the end of my rope. Remember?
I was about to end it all. I would have put that bag over my head and tied it shut if it werenāt for you. Who saaaaved LeFouā¦?
Yoooouuuu did Big Guy. *sniff wiping snot off his upper lip* You did.
@smee-official is a cool guy, and maybe we can all hangout together!? I tell him all about you and our adventures. Youāll have to go to a place called Never Land, Iāve never been there. I think itās a ranch or something. Smee says itās cool and he lives on a pirate ship! Pulse they have magic butterflyās that look like little people! *pleadingly clasps hands* Doesnāt that like an adventure?
Give it up you two. All friendships end anyway. Usually over some dame. Itās not like you share a house together. You think Iām still friends with my coworkers/roommate? Hell NO! Talk about some insufferable cock-blockersā¦ The sooner you cut ties the better. Plus whatās so special about a human looking butterfly?
Watch yourself Grumpy-Gramps. LeFou doesnāt need to hear that gloomy crap right now. Listen @official-lefou I forbid you from getting on that ship. The @captain-hook-official is a braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! Do you really want to let him sink his hooks into *smerkingly chokes back a laugh*ā¦ his hook into you?
My captain wouldnāt hurt a fly! Yes, heās done bad things in the past, but mostly he just drinks and fucks, and if he tries to hurt anyone, w-well I stop him! Heās been clean for years, now!
And itās rather bad form to assume someone would hurt @official-lefou just because he has a hook instead of his hand, itās that blasted Pan child who had his hand chopped off in the first place!
I hurt you with the hook, just because I have it tho
C-C-C-Captain!! This isnāt what I was saying!! @gaston-official ignore him!
But he is right tbh
Seeeee LeFou even the snappy dressed @captain-hook-official admits it! Just stay here and we will go to the tavern. Iāll buy your drinks and youāll forget all about this foolish idea of Never Land and talking butterflyās
Gaston, I do think he was talking about hurting you, not LeFou. He knows LeFou and I are friends and wouldnāt hurt a friend of mine intentionally
No, I mean this bit"braggadocio, vain, conceded, manipulative man who cares only for himself! ā
C-C-C-C-CAPTAIN!? Youā¦ You donāt care about me!?
*blushing*ā¦ā¦ OK maybe he was wrong about one thing
Iād say heās wrong about a lot of thingsā¦.
Nah, he's almost spot on
