Criminals Beware

Hee, that’s okay! I don’t think I’ll mind it. You’re an officer, so I’m sure you’re always on your toes even when you’re off duty. Definitely contact me if you ever want to hang out! I’m free after two thirty on weekdays. Weekends I’m completely free.

Hmmm, well alright then if you’re absolutely sure about that I’ll take your word for it. I’ll still try my best not to stray away my attention from the activities though. Of course, I’ll keep that information in mind. I don’t mind you contacting me either on the network. I’m busy at times but hey still wouldn’t mind a chat. We’ll keep in touch.

Likewise…and, I guess I can understand that reason. 

Good, good, at least we’re on the same page. So... to get ourselves more acquainted can I ask you some questions? Nothing incriminating of course just something to establish a potential friendly bond. 

Yep! Jewel’s my name. I’m here for the same reason as you. I thought I could meet new faces and make new friends. So you’re an officer huh? I didn’t think I’d ever get to meet up with someone of the law like this. I’m sorry to offend, but I would have thought police folk would be too busy or too serious to want to ever hang out with anyone that wasn’t another officer.

Oh? Then you’re on the same boat as me how nice. Hopefully, you meet many more, citizen! I am and proud to be one that serves the side of justice. Also, no harm done, I can understand your questioning and let me just answer it. I am considerably busy at times that is true but, it’s not always the case either. A bot gets their free time even one like me and I’m fine with conversing with others that aren’t involved with the law too. It’s a nice way to spend.

Aw, thank you. I just like helping others out! So, what brings you to the network, Mister… Fake Man right? I’m guessing that’s your name because of your network name. If I’m wrong, don’t be afraid to correct me.

Welcome and that’s a good thing, again good on you. Yes, it’s Fake Man or really you can call me anything else as long as it’s not too out of line. I came on here just as a means to converse and potentially meet some new faces. It’s hard to strike a conversation in person when others think they’re going to arrest you so this is a nice substitute. In that case your name is Jewel correct? What brings you here if I may ask?

Aren’t you funny? If that were true I would but, fortunately for me it’s not. Now, do you have some actual duties to be done or do you like pushing your luck with someone of the law so soon?

Hmm I dunno Fakey I’m pretty sure if there isn’t one now there’s gonna be one in just a minute. You’re stationed in the middle of town today right? Hear any motorcycles? 8)

Listen here “Fast and Delirious”, I advise you not to do what I think you’re doing and remain where you are. My office is for my personal and lawful business. I don’t need some prankster tampering outside my station.

Aren’t you funny? If that were true I would but, fortunately for me it’s not. Now, do you have some actual duties to be done or do you like pushing your luck with someone of the law so soon?

Oh so someone else is on this? I’m actually surprised. I’m doing good and how are you? Ah, and please don’t mind me. It’s been a while since interacting with anyone so, it’ll take some adjusting to. Though I appreciate the help, I’ll be sure to ask you if I ever do need it, fellow law abider.  

I’m doing fine, thank you. Don’t worry mister, you can take all the time you need talking to me. I just like greeting anyone new around here. I feel like it makes things welcoming.

Good, good and welcome. I’ll make sure to keep that in mind thank you very much and I see, that’s a very nice gesture of you to do. It certainly does and I already feel more welcome already because of it. You already seem like a kind individual so good on you.

Hmm…. hello anyone on this thing? I’m not honestly sure how this works exactly but, I’m writing on it anyway. Also, I hope you’re all doing a good job being well behaved citizens and doing proper duties.

Hello mister! How are you? If you need any help, maybe I can try to lend you a hand!

Oh so someone else is on this? I’m actually surprised. I’m doing good and how are you? Ah, and please don’t mind me. It’s been a while since interacting with anyone so, it’ll take some adjusting to. Though I appreciate the help, I’ll be sure to ask you if I ever do need it, fellow law abider.