Ask me about my worm farm

((sorry I haven't been active on here at all hfjksa, I've been setting this up and I'm gonna be more active here! though this is NOT related to the official verse at all

Burt: “Poison” is a social construct invented to keep me from eating every delicious mushroom I find on the ground.

Right: we arent supposed to eat those? wack bro

Floyd: stop putting everything you find in your mouth pl ea s e s t o p

((@officialterrencesuave happy birth :))

((happy anniversary of the day you escaped from the cold dark abyss of the womb!!))

((the happiest of birthdays to my dear friend Shadow!

((HAPP BIRTH MY BUDDY PAL FRIENDO

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

Look I try not to be but uhh there's reasons why I don't like him.

Why exactly is that?

I can't tell you because then you'll find out about the thing and then you'll hate me and look at me as a monster..

..Alright, I wont try to make you tell me, but I'd never think of you as a monster, no matter what it is

You'd think so if you knew.

I don't think I would.. //he hesitates before offering Mr Thicc a hug//

Hey, i'm pretty tough, You're gonna have to try pretty hard if you wanna kill me

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

Look I try not to be but uhh there's reasons why I don't like him.

Why exactly is that?

I can't tell you because then you'll find out about the thing and then you'll hate me and look at me as a monster..

..Alright, I wont try to make you tell me, but I'd never think of you as a monster, no matter what it is

You'd think so if you knew.

I don't think I would.. //he hesitates before offering Mr Thicc a hug//

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

Look I try not to be but uhh there's reasons why I don't like him.

Why exactly is that?

I can't tell you because then you'll find out about the thing and then you'll hate me and look at me as a monster..

..Alright, I wont try to make you tell me, but I'd never think of you as a monster, no matter what it is

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

Look I try not to be but uhh there's reasons why I don't like him.

Why exactly is that?

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

They don’t get along that well.....

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

I mean yeah the flea bag is a acutal flea bag but it's not like we have a vampire running around to you know tell if their real or not

... calling him a fleabag seems kinda rude..

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

Yeah after all vampires aren't real

i mean.. if werewolves are real they might be...

Oh, No Burt was just joking around about that. It’s fine.

oh, ok then..

SHIT- uh I mean, Nah she’s joking we’re just hanging out with Harry! We’re fine!

No he's mine now

Lavender shut up!

No *leaves into the void with Herry*

FUCK- Uh Floyd? I require assistance!

Mine this boi is going to the smol bean protection squad

IM HERE, Wheres Harry!?

Lav took him and ran into the void so I gues that’s where we’re going *Grabs Floyd* Cmon!

the void?? what are you talking about!?

*making a flower crown for Harry*

//he whines and tries to get away//

*finishes and puts it on it them let's them free* sorry for kidnapping you Harry

//he's a very confused doggo//

Lav! What the fuck were you thinking!

//Harry comes over to Ellie and Floyd, ears twitching a bit// W-wheres Harry? why is there a wolf here?

Oh uh.....*shit he doesn’t know..

Did someone M!A him into a wolf or something..?