Fitz

Step 1:Come into my askbox, press the capslock, and casually ask for the opportunity to plot with me whilst mimicking the act of hyperventilating

Step 2:Wait for me to inevitably respond with an over-enthusiastic "FUCK YEAH"

Step 3: Shout AUs and ideas at each other over the internet

"Oh, God... please, no..."

"This isn't happening... this isn't happening...!!"

"Help! Somebody, help me!"

"The screaming... it's so loud..."

"P-Please, just... put that down, and we can talk, okay?"

"You're not acting like yourself. I'm scared."

"Why is it so dark? I don't like it..."

"N-No, idiot! Of course I'm not afraid..."

"So much blood... there's... so much..."

"Please. Help me. I can't do this alone."

"I-I-I c-can't s-stop sh-shaking..."

"Was... Was that a wolf howl just now?!"

"Did you hear that? It sounds like it came from the attic..."

"Why are we doing this? I don't want to do this..."

"Don't go there! It's not safe."

"It's just a bad dream... just a bad dream."

"I don't know what to do. Tell me... what should I do?"

"Because I'm intimidated by your intelligence."

"Where's the confusion here?"

"May I ask what changed your mind?"

"You were fairly adamant."

"It is strictly forbidden. Punishable by death."

"You should meet the whiz kid they saddled us with while you're out of commission."

"Is there something I can help you with, _____?"

"She was trying to kill you, _____."

"She's dead, _____. I'm sorry."

"_____ sent for us."

"It is I who am responsible."

"I was forced to fire upon and terminate the life of _____."

"Although I assure you, it was done only to save your life."

"You should have waited longer."

"I would have gotten through to her."

"You would have been dead in mere seconds had I not acted."

"I've come to tender my resignation."

"You're obviously in an emotional state right now."

"I found her. End of story."