𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕟

here’s a bottle of jack, hahahha get it? merry christmas bro love ya!

scott -

this joke isn’t funny so it reminded me of you.

cheers.

scotty: i cannot figure out this fuckin bassline to save my life .

              ❝ they’re … bringing more drinks ? ❞ he replied slightly confused .  ❝ dude you’re the one who walked up to where i am , so like , you can just walk away if you hate it here that much . ❞ a sudden outburst he regretted literally as he heard himself say the words . still , it felt like he was being kicked out from his spot and while madden wasn’t the nicest guy around , he also wasn’t looking to fight a guy who could probably kill him .  ❝ nah , probably not . ❞ he shrugged .

     parker wasn’t sure of how far he wanted the conversation to go before he offered up the fact that he’s a guitarist, and in fact he has a whole band that the bassist might be invited to join. he’s still deciding. “too bad,” he commented, sounding far less disappointed than the amount which might be expected considering his actual words. “been looking for a bassist. probably temporary,” parker explained, “just a few gigs, but they would be local and we would have to get in a few practices beforehand, and you’ve already got your hands full as it is,” he remarked with a derisive snort. honestly, parker thinks the band sounded so bad that he isn’t sure of how beneficial practice could truly be for them.

parker: what the fuck is that

parker: no? my cousin is american 🙄

parker: maybe i just don't bother with knowing shit that i don't give a fuck about

parker: too fucking bad. i said nevermind

scotty: knowing you is like hanging around a 90 yr old man...

scotty: how does that work?

scotty: it was ALL over the radio for like years??

Scout: At least you can agree with my raw intelligence on the subject.

Scout: you're right!!! i didnt!!!

Scout: DONT BE FUCKIN NASTY.

Scout: It was coming up "eventually" and then all the sudden it was coming up in like 2 weeks. It's a lot of work but it's worth it for my girl

Scout: And usually I'd agree with you but this wedding? Trust me Scotty. It's gonna be far from boring. Gen is the most extra person I know. This is gonna be some shit from mtv's my sweet sixteen except even bigger

Scout: Also you're my plus one. did i forget to mention that?

Scotty: raw intelligence? where?

Scotty: i'm not being nasty if she made cupcakes i'd obviously eat them because i love cupcakes duh scout god get your mind out of the gutter...

Scotty: eh... i'm not convinced. a wedding is still two people bs-ing about how much they love eachother to a couple hundred people to get gifts in return. they're all the same.

parker: it shows because i'm not growing out my hair to look like the knock off version of that gormless clown from ghoul galley

parker: you do know that all british people don't actually know each other, right? and we sure as shit don't fucking like each other

parker: who the fuck is seth green?

parker: you know what, nevermind. forget i even asked about him 🙄

scotty: ... you mean ghost gallery? bro, even i know that show? i think that dude's hair is pretty dope

scotty: he's not like your cousin or something?

scotty: do you live under a rock? just wondering.

Scout: idk you're tall, white and skinny. most of my postmates are tall white and skinny js

Scout: Ugh nasty. fine.

Scout: I don't think so? Willow is so busy lately. Plus, I haven't left my room in like six hours and if Addie was home she'd bring me a cupcake or something.

Scout: I feel like every time I finish someone's outfit, Gen sends another misguided soul to my place for a suit or a dress for the wedding

Scotty: that's a good point but i still disagree.

Scotty: thanks!!! but it's not like u had a choice!!

Scotty: damn.. i'd eat her cupcake if you know what i mEAN *wink wink*

parker: i use a fucking pair of scissors to cut my hair like a normal fucking person

parker: who the fuck is ed sheeran

parker: never said you should. i was just wondering if you knew him

scotty: ah.. that makes alot of sense. it shows.

scotty: that dude that sings that song??? you know?? the one about the girl in the cold?? hes british he should be your jam???