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❝But you decided to disregard that thought track?❞ 

❝ y'know I’m not a very self conscious guy. ❞

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❝ it did cross my mind at some point... ❞

“Assuming I’d want to find out, that is.”

❝ well, heh--- you did just ask me. ❞

“Oh, by all means, do go on! How about you stud-muffin? You praisin’ Jesus while lying on your back? Ha!”

❝I don’t flapjack kiss an’ tell. you’d have to find out yourself, sweetheart. ❞

❝ i don’t believe that! pretty girl like you? ❞

❝ pha! fifty-one?? nice try. shoot lower, next time. ❞

❝ i’ll have what she’s having... ❞

I think we’re heading in the wrong direction…

❝ do you really have a stutter?? ❞

❝ i’m older than you, bucko. show some respect for your elders. ❞

“Wait, you can actually get arrested for fuckin’ swearin’? You’re shittin’ me, right? And… how exactly does sayin’ ‘flap jacks’ instead of ‘fuck’ make you an upstandin’ citizen?”

❝ they thought they could, but as long as you aren’t using any threats in your filthy mouth, you’re as free as a bird. no one really gets offended by a man screaming flap jacks, do they? ❞

❝ did you know stuttering in use of an example is just as offensive to people who stutter, as just doing it without example? ❞