I'm Odysseus (100% Real Not Clickbait)

I asked the guy and he said that he’s “a man of many ways” which is both terrifying and unhelpful

Passed the message on to the man himself and he threatened to rip my tongue out and feed it to the dogs so they may amuse his son with my foolish words… so I’m gonna say that’s a no

Oh man wait until you hear what happened to big ajax…..

I would ask why but I think we all know the answer

I am not a liar! My cock is huge. Just ask your mother.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I THINK THEY HEAR US

Nahhhhh pretty sure it’s my wife, but an order is an order and I gotta stay here

damn if only there was a word for it

Look, I tried asking the guy and all he said was “I am a many of many ways” whatever the fuck that means. Personally I think he’s just into it