they're all cowards

         ”You’re not supposed to be here.”

          ❝yeah? and why is that?❞

  ❝ more like it was hilarious for anyone that has a sense of humor, bro.❞

❝psssh I do have a sense of humor      that just wasn't funny .. like at all.❞

    ❝woah there, buddy. that was      some class a funny going on there!❞

❝for a little kid who doesn't know the      meaning of funny? then yes, you're right.❞

"Here’s a new word for you. Faunication.  It’s the destruction of wildlife’s natural habitat.” She can’t even keep a straight face for two seconds before she starts laughing. 

❝not very good at jokes huh?      don't worry, neither am I..❞

                       ❝Okay… But why zombies? There’s nothing interesting about cannibal corpses.❞

❝well .. why do people like vampires?      nothing interesting about one         sucking anothers neck ..❞

                   ❝Since when did everyone start to like zombie-stuff?❞

❝since like a year ago     you didn't get the memo?❞