The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

My post is awesome!

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

I'll take your word for it man

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.