THIS IS A SNEEZE FETISH BLOG
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Hi, I'm Raine (They/It/Xe/Birb) I'm autistic and I have ADHD so if I say something wrong PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I also have DID but I (Raine) am the host
23 y/o! Bday is December 7th 2002
btw if u aren't looking for snz, sorry, here's my normal blog. When I first made this account I didn't know how things worked so my side blog is actually my blog with the normal stuf, and this is my fetish blog. If ur not comfortable with it just unfollow me :) (it's understandable)
Hi, I'm Phroggie, but my real name is Raine (at least our host's is). I have DID, autism, and ADHD! I am 23 y/o. A VA, artist, and writer (albeit a crappy one)
I have some fandoms (most of which are my hyperfixations) which I am willing to make snz content of, such as
Aph/mau RPs (old one ex. My/street, Mine/craft Dia/ries, etc)
Sta/rdew Val/ley
Greek Mythology
Co/okie R/un King/dom
Twi/sted Wond/erland
there's probably more I can't remember
I will not make snz content of anything with minors. That's gross.
Imma talk about my alters cus I can
Ranae
She/Her/Birb
19 y/o
omniromantic (pref for men), asexual, polyamorous
the only other alter in our system that has a sneezing fetish
likes Chiikawa
most feminine of us all
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They/Them
They used to go by Raelyn but they don’t like the name anymore
23 y/o (we think)
panromantic, asexual, polyamorous
They aren't comfortable being on the internet so I won't talk any more about them
they will not post on this blog
Momo
They/Them
15 y/o
aroace
fictive of Momonga
they will not post on this blog
anyywaaaays, I need more friends that are into what I'm into
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So since I can’t find snz wavs of my niche fandoms and fav characters I’m gonna make my own! For one I’ll be doing all the Twis//tes Wond//erland bois, maybe some other characters, but I don’t have a masculine voice so for some characters I’m just trying and failing
BUT I WILL BE OPEN TO REQUESTS (I don’t actually watch too much anime surprisingly but if the series is short enough I might just watch it to see if I can make snz)
They will take a while because my nose gets so messed up so fast but I still wanna do it >:D
M//H//A is like the biggest fandom I’ve been a part of(?) and since the community is so large there is bound to be some snz. I already scrounge to find snz of my extremely niche fandoms and now I’m scrounging to find wavs/fics/art of specific characters,
AND ITS SO DAMN HARD WHEN US KINK BLOGS PUT THE “/“ BETWEEN THE NAMES OF THE FANDOM OR CHARACTERS SO THE VANNILLAS DONT FIND US BUT THAT ALSO MEANS OTHER KINK BLOGS HAVE A HORRIBLE TIME TRYING TO FIND OLD SNZ STUFF
For me it’s really bad because I want snz of Over//haul, and if you know anything about M//H//A you’d probably know that that man is the most germaphobic guy ever. Not to mention that no one likes him enough (for good reasons). I just love his character and hate his actions with a passion. Please my fellow M//H//A snz freaks, I need more Chi//saki, I’ll settle for a vanilla sickfic for god’s sake
Whoopee long af snzfic (6k+ words). And it’s T//WST cuz I can
(I age up everyone to college ages besides for Ortho. I don’t like sexualizing minors.)
ft: pretty much all the N//RC bois excluding staff, except for Cro//wley
It's winter at Night Raven College, and with winter comes cold and flu season. Some students tended to be more prone to illnesses, and no one expects people like the housewardens of NRC to get sick. So guess what a suprise it was when the one and only Riddle Rosehearts was the first one at the housewarden meeting and was obviously ill.
The redhead had a medical mask on to prevent the spread of disease. He just couldn't miss a meeting. He sat at his seat, of course he was the first one there, he always made a fuss of making it to things on time. Since he was alone he pulled out a half used crumpled up tissue from his pockets.
Riddle put the tissue up to his nose and cleared the gunk away, if anyone was there he may as well die. Luckily there wasn't. Unfortunately his sinuses were more irritated from the action, screw this... "Eeh...TieWWw! Snrff" Riddle had a kitten sneeze, it made sense for his character but it didn't make it any less embarrassing.
The tissue was hastily placed back into Riddle's pocket as footsteps were heard. The Octavinelle housewarden then walked in, looking... worse for wear. Azul looked that he was trying to be in one piece but he was obviously failing, he cleared his throat. "Uh... g-greetings Riddle" the silver haired man's voice wavered as he spoke, nothing like his usual charm. "Hello, Azul." Riddle sniffled quietly.
Azul sat down at his usual seat, scrubbing at his nose as he internally groaned he was so lame right now... he then noticed Riddle was wearing a mask. He would comment on it but he felt too crappy right now. The merman rested his head on the table in front of him, usually Riddle would retort at such a thing but he honestly to do that too.
The next housewarden to come in was... Leona Kingscholar? Even before Vil!? How the-
"GRrShHH'hih!"
The beastman sneezed uncovered onto the floor, both of the housewardens that were already there looking with a confused expression. Leona sat in between Riddle and Azul, his head leaning back as he sniffled. The Savanaclaw housewarden felt like shit, he just came to this meeting to get things over with. Hence why he was early, which he has never done for the whole time he's been housewarden.
After a while most of the housewardens were in the room, Kalim looked like he maybe got two minutes of sleep, Idia was talking through his tablet but the one moment he did talk his voice sounded rough, Lilia looked perfectly fine, and Vil wasn't there yet.
When Crowley teleported in, what he saw was... quite a sight. He was going to say something about it but he was interrupted by a noise from down the hall.
"IshH! TsKksSSH! IskKK!"
Everyone turned to face the door as Vil eventually came through, a cloth mask on. "snf apologies for my tardiness headmage..." Crowley blinked, this... all of them were sick, weren't they. "Alright, housewarden meetings are canceled. Please go to the infirmaries and contact your vice-housewardens." He looked at Leona "Or whoever can take you to your dorm."
Leona lightly growled, and stood up "Fuck this, sndrk'm out." The beastman almost collapsed when he stood up but he wasn't gonna do that so he sat back down. Lilia stood up looking at the other housewardens "I can help you all get there!" Vil leaned against the wall "That isn't needed Lilia-"
"Too bad!"
Lilia used his magic to teleport the five to the infirmary and teleported himself as well. "I can message your respective friends to fetch you." Lilia brought up his phone and texted Trey, Ruggie, Jade, Jamil, and Rook. Luckily since Idia was only there through a screen he was already at his dorm.
Riddle rubbed his nose through his mask "Lilia, you should probably leave if we're all ill." The vampire fae smiled and chuckled "Thank you for the concern, but since I'm not human, your illnesses do not hurt me. Faes catch different kinds of diseases. Speaking of that I need to tend to Malleus."
A puff of smoke appeared as Lilia teleported away. "If Lilia charged money for that ability he could make so much market off of it." Of course Azul was talking about that, "I feel you aren't exactly in the state to think of that." Vil added on. "Can ya all shut up, you're making my head hurt." The oldest one there growled, Riddle stood up slowly "I'm sure all of us have a headache."
Kalim's eyes widened "You should be sitting too, Riddle." The redhead cleared his throat "I'm fine, I've been training to become a doctor since I was young. I can do some things to-hih'TziehH!" the Scarabia housewarden blinked, "Y-You have a kitten sneeze!" Kalim was already practically squealing but he started coughing soon after.
"You are gonna put a strain on your voice if you keep doing that." Riddle glared at Kalim. After the white haired man recovered from the coughing fit he looked back up to the Heartslabyul housewarden, "But you seriously should be taking it easy. Lilia called our buds and they're probably on their way as we s-spe-heeh-k!" Kalim turned into his shoulder "Eh! CHhShieEWH!"
Azul sighed, "Just sit down Riddle." An annoyed noise came from the redhead but he still sat down at the empty cot. "Can ya shut up now?" Kalim smiled at the beastman "Yep! I'll stay completely sile-" he went back to coughing. "Fuck this." Leona lied down onto the cot, his ears flattening on the pillow.
Rapid footsteps were then heard from the hall and then came in Rook, catching his breath. Before running over to Vil and cupping his face delicately, "Uh... did you run here Rook?" The huntsman nodded "Oui, as soon as Monsieur Curiousité contacted me you were unwell I stopped what I was doing and I ran to you."
The other four stared at the couple, Rook was still gawking over Vil when he pressed a soft yet sweet kiss to his boyfriend's lips. "R-Rook! I am unwell, wh-why!-" He just looked like the most innocent person ever "Because I love you, Mon Doux." Vil blushed and looked aside, "There are people, Rook." Leona sat up and growled "Yeah, get a room."
Vil sniffled "It would be favorable for us to lea-h'heeh-ve... IshKk! IsShhH! HiTsSSHHh! ISsSKkK!" Rook rubbed Vil's arm, "À tes souhaits! Come Roi de Poision!" Rook casually picked up his boyfriend into a bridal carry, pretending like no one else was there. If you could see Vil's cheeks through his mask, they were bright red.
"You can definitely tell that Rook loves Vil, I almost envy him." Azul leaned back and took off his glasses, "I mean don't you have a boyfriend too? Jade? Or was it Floyd..." Kalim thought "Oh no, both of them. It's just that they... well, show affection in odd ways. Of course I admire them, but they're peculiar, a-hih'h-and- Et-CHhIIh! snf ugh, I hate land sicknesses."
Speak of the devil because the two Leech brothers appeared at the door of the infirmary, "Heyy Zuzu~ we're takin' ya home! I'm gonna squeeze the sick outta ya." Floyd skipped over to Azul, Jade following. "We intend to care for you as much as we can." Jade added on "Ooh, s'there a party? Goldfishie, Sea Lion, and Sea Otter are here too!"
Riddle seemed to try to hide from Floyd but he obviously failed, the tweel went up to him "Heya Goldfishie~ Take off that mask, I wanna see your cute lil face." Leona mumbled to Azul, surprise that he even talked to the Octavinelle housewarden, "He is your boyfriend, ain't he?" A light chuckle came from Azul "Of course he is, he's just like this and I love him for it."
"Floyd don't get so close! I'm unwell! And I told you not to call me that silly nickna-haegh- t'sSieWWw!" Floyd ruffled Riddle's hair "Hehe, Goldfishie made a cute noise!" The other tweel chuckled at his brother's antics "Do leave him alone Floyd, I'm sure he doesn't feel up to it." Floyd sighed and rolled his eyes. He went over to Azul and let the octomers arm go around his shoulder and Jade did the same.
Being the shortest of the three, Azul was basically dangling in between the tweels. "Why doesn't Goldfishie ever wanna be fun. Eh, don' matter, I have Azul!" Jade cleared his throat, "Correction, we have Azul" Floyd glared at his brother, "I mean... I asked 'im to date me first." Jade looked almost bewildered by Floyd's statement. "We unknowingly confessed on the same day one after the other!"
Azul was just listening to them at this point, they stopped walking, sibling banter... "Ye, but I still told 'im first" Azul sighed and sniffled, "I love you both equally, please take me to the dorms now." Floyd scratched his the back of his head. "Fiiiiine."
As the three kept walking they came across Trey who was walking to the infirmary. Probably to fetch Riddle, "Greetings Trey" Jade said in his usual polite manner, "Hi, Sea Turtle!" Floyd added on. The sight before Trey was something to behold. Azul was looking at the floor, probably to save himself the embarrassment.
"Oh! Nice to see you guys, I'd love to talk but I have a boyfriend to pick up." Floyd waved to Trey as he walked over to where Riddle was. When he came in the three housewardens that were there looked pathetic. Leona's ears were pinned to the back of his head, a tissue over his nose. Kalim was just lying on the cot, and Riddle looked like he was trying to keep himself warm.
Leona noticed Trey, he seemed to be the only one who did, one of his ears popped up. "Riddle y-your boyfriend's h-heeh-ere. Eh-HRruSSsHHh!" Trey winced when Leona sneezed, that sounded like it hurt. The redhead looked up to his vice-housewarden and blushed before looking back down. "Hi Trey..."
"Hey there, you look a little rough around the edges. How're you feeling?" Trey went up to his boyfriend and placed a hand on Riddle's forehead, "I could be much better..." he leaned into Trey's palm. Leona groaned at the two's displays of affection. Kalim sat up and tilted over to Leona.
"Jealous?~" Leona pushed the younger housewarden with the one hand he had that was free, "Nah, I just hate the lovey dovey bullshit... ih'GURRrSsHHhH!" He turned over to his shoulder and blew his nose which drew the attention of the Heartslabyul members. Trey chuckled "That was loud."
Leona glared at the green haired man but before he could scream any slurs Ruggie and Jamil came into the infirmary. Kalim immediately perked up "Jamil!" The Scarabia vice-housewarden sighed when Kalim started coughing after exclaiming his name.
Ruggie went over to Leona and put his hand on Leona's forehead, "Sheesh you're hot." The Lion leaned back and his eyebrows went up, "You know what I mean, c'mon." Ruggie grabbed Leona by the wrist and started dragging him off the cot across the floor, Jamil looked over with confusion. "This is normal." The two beastmen then disappeared into the hall.
After that Trey put his jacket over Riddle and picked up him, the redhead was practically cradled in the Trey's arms. He turned to the two Scarabia members "See you guys around, and feel better, Kalim." The white haired man smiled "Hope Riddle gets better too!" The two then left the infirmary. Jamil looked at Kalim who was still smiling as brightly as ever.
"Did you know that Riddle has like the cutest sneeze ever?" He sounded way too enthusiastic to be sick right now, "Can't say that I did. Now let's go." Jamil helped Kalim up and put out an arm to support him but not before Kalim's breath hitched and he turned to the side. "Sorry, I nee-heeh-d to sn- Heh!-ChsSiEeHH! ChihH!" Jamil's eyebrows furrowed, "Let's get you to the dorm and in bed."
First housewarden to take care of: Riddle Rosehearts
Currently Riddle was buried in a mountain of blankets that Trey had fetched and now Trey was in the kitchen making soup. Ace, Deuce, and Cater were "trusted" to tend to Riddle for the time being, and it was a given how well that would go.
"BLOW YOUR FUCKING NOSE."
"ACE STOP CUSSING AT THE HOUSEWARDEN."
"This'll make a great post for Magicam..."
"Snrff this is just debilitating…"
Riddle muttered before he took a deep breath, "I ORDER YOU ALL TO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS OR ITS OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!" With that all of the cards present fell silent, the redhead aggressively cleared his throat after that. Cater spoke up, "So, you need anything Riddo?" Riddle sniffled "Call me that again and it's off with your head, I don't need anything."
"Other than Trey I'm guessing?" A blush appeared on Riddle's face and it wasn't from his fever. "I'll take that as a yes." Ace chuckled and Deuce jabbed him with his elbow "Don't be rude." Ace rolled his eyes "I'm not being rude, it's just funny." Deuce groaned "Screw you." The ginger got into his boyfriend's face "If you wanna then I'm more than happy to."
Cater interjected through the two freshman's conversation "You two should probs keep that type of conversation on the DL, 'specially in front of Riddle." The two backed away from each other and Ace crossed his arms "Yeah, yeah." Trey then came in with a bowl of steaming soup, still with an apron on.
"Oh hey, your boyfriend misses you." Riddle shot up, "What I'm not lying." Trey chuckled "You guys can go." Cater nodded and waved before the three left. Leaving Trey and Riddle alone together. Trey handed his boyfriend the bowl of soup and took off the apron, setting it to the side. "You know I'm much better at baking than cooking and I kind of just put together something with whatever I found in the kitchen. If you really wanted I could use Paint the Roses to-"
"It's good Trey, thank you."
Trey stopped rambling and looked at Riddle with surprise before a smile appeared on his face. He kneeled next to Riddle's bed so he was at eye level with him. "I love you." The housewarden wasn't expecting that, he paused and put the soup spoon down. "I do too."
After a bit Riddle finished his soup and Trey set the bowl aside. The green haired man couldn't help but notice that his boyfriend was still shivering somehow. "Riddle?" The redhead looked up, "Would you like to... cuddle? You look cold." Riddle blinked and then thought about it. "As much as I would love to I wouldn't want to geh-get you si-ih'TSsiEhH!"
Riddle grabbed a tissue and blew his nose, "Apologies, snf I meant I wouldn't want to get you sick... since I’m supposed to be training to go into the medical field it would be unwise to get someone else ill." Trey had a sweet expression on his face, "I've gotten you sick before, I really don't mind." Riddle thought for a moment before he moved to the side making room for his boyfriend. Trey got onto. Riddle's bed and maneuvered the smaller onto his lap.
"Are you warmer now?" Riddle nodded and leaned into Trey. "I'll stay as long as you want me to." The redhead cleared his throat "...Thank you Trey."
Second housewarden to take care of: Leona Kingscholar
When Ruggie was dragging Leona back to Savanaclaw, he managed to fall asleep like the lazy ass he is. As they made it to the area Jack seemed to be taking a run, he stared at the hyena dragging around the lion. "He was sick at a housewarden meeting." The wolf slowly nodded before walking along with Ruggie
"Should... you be dragging him on the floor?" The dirty blonde shrugged, "I- don't really know, I do this all the time so I think it's fine. He's too heavy for me to carry him anyways." Jack's ear flicked "I'll help if you'll let me." Ruggie was surprised but his ears shot up and his tail waved side to side. "That'd be awesome!"
The wolf picked up Leona into his arms, he was heavy but Jack definitely could carry him better than Ruggie could. The white haired werewolf followed the hyena over to their housewarden's room. When they got there Jack dropped Leona onto his bed. The Prince still didn't wake up.
"How deep of a sleeper is he?" Ruggie rubbed the back of his neck, "I... honestly don't know, he sleeps through... a lot of things." Jack nodded, "Do you need help getting anything for him?" Ruggie shrugged while looking around for some sort of expensive thing to steal that wouldn't get him killed , "I dunno." Jack looked around "For a prince he sure does live in a mess..."
The hyena sighed and turned over to Jack, "I haven't been as on top of Leona's chores ever since I decided I would have my own life so-"
"I can clean up his room." Ruggie blinked in surprise but he wasn't going to decline a request to do his chores. "Sure, I don't mind." Jack started to put his hair into a low ponytail. The hyena nodded and left Leona's room. He wasn't gonna help Jack, he didn’t exactly care enough to do so.
When Leona woke up, which it was a wonder he even did, he saw Jack cleaning up his room. "What the fu- h'huh IRrshH!" he raised an arm to wipe his nose but a tissue was handed to him before he could do so. "Bless." Jack never even commented on the fact that Leona almost swore even though usually he'd scold someone for swearing. Though he couldn't find the will to care about that right now.
"So how're you feeling..?" Jack's tone was soft and that slightly pissed off Leona, he wasn't in need of a god damn caretaker. "I'm fine." The wolf put a hand on Leona's forehead who immediately pushed away Jack's hand and growled "I don't need this shit." The freshman huffed, this was gone be a long day. "Alright, I'll come to check in on you later"
Leona was just glad Jack was gonna get out of his hair. Once the wolf was gone the prince was just planning on going back to sleep, but of course his body wouldn't let him do that. He sniffled as an itch started to grow in his sinuses, "Damn i-ihh...hih!GRRrsSShH!" He wrapped his pillow around his head, he knew that after he sneezed once it would take a while to stop.
He flopped onto his stomach with the pillow still covering his ears. He took a breath but of course that lead to a muffled, "RgGSSsHh! Sndf! fucking... ugh." He did that for about another hour before finally falling asleep. He hated getting sick. Though he hated being coddled more so at least that wasn't happening. Eventually he did fall asleep luckily.
The next time he woke up he noticed there was a bowl of soup at his bedside table and that his hair was in a braid. Jack did this, didn't he. Though Leona would be lying if he said he wasn't the tiniest bit of grateful. His hair always got tangled after his naps and he was getting hungry anyways.
The soup was warm against his sore throat and his hair wasn't getting in his mouth. He would probably thank Jack in some sort of way later...
Third housewarden to take care of: Azul Ashengrotto.
After the three mermen made it back to the Octavinelle dorm, Floyd and Jade put Azul into his personal bathtub so he could turn back to his merform comfortably. He had been falling in and out of sleep the whole time and the twins were just watching him. Luckily for Azul, since he had gills he was still sick but he wasn't having any sort of sinus issues or respiratory problems.
Floyd was resisting the urge to just jump into the bathtub with every bone in his body. Since Azul was sick he was told that cudddling probably wasn't the best idea at the moment. Jade noticed Floyd longingly staring at the tub, he sighed, "Floyd, no. Besides we shouldn't wake him, this is the longest he's stayed asleep."
A huff came from Floyd, his voice was quiete because he didn't really want to wake up Azul either "Fiiiiine... ooh, we should get Zuzu soup. Like what land people do when they're sick." Jade's eyebrows go up "I suppose that would be nice, I can go to the lounge and you can stay here and watch Azul, and... dear brother."
"Ye?"
"Please don't disturb Azul by trying to get into the water with him."
"Mkayyyy."
Jade headed out of his housewarden's dorm and over to the Monstro Lounge, there was most likely soup he could heat up for someone with a land cold. Once he got to the kitchen he looked through the fridge. Seaweed soup would work, right? Usually Jade would get someone mushroom soup but he was sure that Azul was tired of fungi thanks to him.
When Jade came back Floyd was in fact in the tub with Azul, he looked up at his brother "Before you say anythin', you told me not to disturb him by gettin' in the tub. I didn't disturb him." Jade sighed, "Well I have to wake him anyways I suppose." Floyd chuckled and lightly tapped his shoulder, "Wake up Zul." The octomer opened his eyes.
Floyd took the bowl from Jade "Soop." The silver haired man looked at the soup "Thank you, you two." The eel held a spoon of soup up to Azul's face who gratefully took a bite. "Floyd I can feed myself." The octopus chuckled "Nahhh, Imma feed you." Another laugh came from Azul as he continued to be fed by Floyd. Jade watched as the scene happened, smiling at it.
After Azul had finished as much as he could he almost immediately fell back asleep. Floyd was cuddling into him, probably going to go to sleep as well. Jade decided to give in and took off his clothes to get in the bathtub as well.
All three of the mermen were now comfortably stuffed into the tub. Cuddling in a pile like they did back when they were little merkids. Wasn't too hard to take care of a sick guy if he was asleep. So the twins were probably gonna try to get Azul to sleep the whole time he was sick. That's a good enough way to take care of a sick guy.
Azul's tentacles had comfortably wrapped around his boyfriends. So that even if they tried they would never be able to leave his grasp even if they wanted to, and Floyd was squeezing the life out of Azul. Let's just say the two siblings didn't get up from the tub for most of the time Azul was sick.
Fourth Housewarden to take care of: Kalim Al Asim
As soon as the two Scarabia students got to the dorms Kalim fell asleep immediately after he got into bed. Which meant Jamil wouldn't have to deal with a whiny Kalim until he woke up. Although he stayed just in case the sick man did wake up, and speak of the devil because Jamil saw Kalim start to toss and turn.
He was expecting Kalim to start whining for things but that wasn't what happened. While he did hear whining it wasn't words, more of a pained cry. Jamil's eyebrows furrowed and he went up to Kalim and put his hand on the white haired man's forehead. Had his temperature went up? It felt like it.
"Damn it... Kalim wake up." Jamil shook the sick man in front of him and watched him slowly wake up. "J-Jamil..?" The Scarabia vice-housewarden's eyes softened at his master's weak sounding voice, "Your fever spiked. Can you sit up to take some medicine." Kalim nodded and moved into a sitting position.
After Kalim was given the medicine Jamil found himself kneeling next to him. "How are you feeling?" The housewarden groaned and sniffled, "Eh... I think- I-hih-I!" Jamil quickly handed Kalim a tissue before he made a mess. "Ah'KiTchHiEeHh! h-haH'ATtCcHHhuh!
Kalim sniffled thickly, it was a pathetic sight. Jamil felt bad, Kalim just seemed so unwell "snf I think I feel worse." Jamil sighed, "Couldn't tell." The white haired boy grabbed one of Jamil's hands and held it close to him. The reciprocating man sighed yet again, "If you want to cuddle or something just ask." Kalim frowned, "But I don't wanna be gross.”
The small pathetic voice was pitiable “I don’t mind” yes Jamil did mind, but he didn’t really want to deal with a whiny Kalim. Jamil maneuvered onto the bed, he moved flush next to Kalim. “You don’t have to do this… I don’t really consider you my servant anymore.” A glare from the Viper, “I’m doing this out of my own will, not out of an obligation” Kalim nodded slowly but eventually started clinging to Jamil’s side.
The Viper sighed and lightly rubbed his master’s back. He nuzzled his nose into Jamil’s neck, he let a pitiful whine as his sinuses started to itch before an inevitable- “Eh! TkAtCHh’hih!” Kalim just sneezed into his servant’s neck. This wasn’t pathetic at all. Jamil physically grimaced but he reminded himself that he couldn’t be too mad. “Please blow your nose.” A tissue was held up to Kalim’s face.
“Sorry about that…” Jamil sighed yet again “It’s fine. Just go back to sleep.” Kalim nodded, his head somehow ended up on Jamil’s chest, he could hear the man’s steady heartbeat, it was comforting. Jamil could tell that his master seemed to be falling into slumber again. He brushed his fingers through the white lochs of the sick man. He knew that he just signed himself up to a full week of staying directly next to Kalim. Oh well, not the worst outcome…
Fifth housewarden to take care of: Vil Schoenheit
Vil had been tenderly tucked up into his warm bed by Rook when they got to Pomefiore. The huntsman stood outside of his boyfriend’s room, talking to Epel. “So Roi de Poison requires his essential oils, specifically eucalyptus or peppermint. Then it would be best to brew some potions with fungi from Monsier Prémeédité. Especially chaga and reishi mushrooms. They’ll be much help to-“
“I have no idea what you sayin’. Can you like… repeat that and then repeat that again so I get it.” Rook sighed though it didn’t appear in disappointment, just disappointed in the Rook way. “I suppose moi will retrieve the remedies. You may watch Roi de Poison.” Before Epel could say anything, Rook just ran off. The freshman entered the housewarden’s room. He heard ruffles of the sheets before Vil sat up.
“…Rook?” Epel’s eyes widened slightly, “No, it’s me, Epel.” Vil rubbed his eyes and groaned, he just wanted his boyfriend at the moment. The blonde lied back down into bed, “Rook just told me to watch ya.” The housewarden nodded and pulled his blanket over his shoulder before taking a few shallow breaths, “Hih…IshTTt! IShttT! HiShH! IshHH!” he sniffled a few more times and rubbed his nose.
It was Epel’s first time seeing Vil in such a poor state. For now he would just stay around until Rook came back. “IksSh! Ihk’ISshH! KissSHh! IhhikSHH! HisHhK’hh! Snrff” Another small fit of sneezes wracked Vil’s shivering form. Compared to Epel his sneeze was quiet and dainty, Epel sounded like he was screaming. Although Vil’s were much more back to back than his.
The silence was almost deafening to Epel the only audible thing was Vil’s labored breaths. “Do ya… need anythin’?” The blonde shook his head . “I’m quite alright Epel.” The purple haired man nodded. For a while he was just sitting and watching Vil making sure he wouldn’t die, when eventually Rook came in with hands full of things.
“Monsier Pommette, may you get a tray table? S’il vous plaît et merci.” The purple haired man grabbed one of the foldable tables. Setting it next to Vil’s bed. Rook put the things he got onto the table before kneeling next to Vil. He was saying various sweet nothings to get his boyfriend to pay attention to him. Epel stared awkwardly, he was just third wheeling at this point. He wordlessly left as the two blondes were interacting.
When Vil’s head popped out of the blankets, his hair all unkempt and his face without makeup. Rook pressed a kiss onto the housewarden’s forehead. “Bonjour, Mon Beauté.” Vil lightly groaned, “I am far from beautiful right now… snrf” Rook chuckled. “Nonsense Roi de Poison, you are always beautiful!”
Rook cupped Vil’s feverish face in his hands, and lifted it to look at him“You flatter me way too much… W-Wait, I nee-heed to sn-ih…Hih!” The sick blonde couldn’t move his head due to his boyfriend’s hands. Rook just accepted it, he really didn’t mind although Vil’s head jerked downwards. “IscCHhH! ISChH! HiSSCHh! TcHishHHh! ChiSshhH! CHHhIsSS! ChHiSKKk! ISSSsKkk!”
The sneezes all went around Rook’s chest, “Apologies…” Vil sniffled thickly, the huntsman handed him a tissue and used a tissue to wipe off the snot on his outerwear. “No problem Mon Chéri.” Rook spent of his time admiring Vil as he tried to sleep. Much easier due to his boyfriend being there now though.
Sixth housewarden to take care of: Idia Shroud
Idia found himself at his gaming setup, his eyes locked to the screen as he rapidly pressed the keys of his computer. He sniffled as a tickled began to grow in his sinuses, there was an already a pile of tissues that was falling out of the trash bin. MuscleRed was taking care of something so he had to play by himself.
Another sniffle came from the Ignihyde housewarden, before a disruptive- “H’dieEESScCHH!” interrupted his game. Idia’s character ended up dying, a groan came from the Shroud as his little brother came towards him. “Idia! What did I say about going to bed!” The older of the two boys groaned.
“Sleeping is skipping levels and missing the chance to get a hundred percent. My stats aren’t even at zero yet.” Ortho started pushing his brother over to his bed. He may have technically been a twelve year old but he was still a mechanical system. “Ortho! I sai-“ he started hoarsely coughing as he yelled. Ortho sighed as the scene unfolded. Finally getting his older brother into bed.
“I made you soup… just eat it.” Idia begrudgingly started to eat it, he usually just ate gummy worms and monster energy if Ortho wasn’t around while he was sick. “Oh, and what happened at the housewarden meeting, any updates?” The robot asked as he turned off Idia’s game. “Nah, the headmage cancelled it because apparently everyone was si-hih! KsSCcHHhiEEehHH!”
Ortho nodded, “It is flu season for humans. Even more point to get better! Don’t want to get the whole dorm sick!” Idia rolled his eyes as he buried his face in his pillow. “None of us go outside anyways so why’s it matter.” The robot felt much like a tired parent at the moment, “Just get back to eating your soup!” The older Shroud begrudgingly sat back up and kept eating.
Once he was done he fell back into his bed. Idia ran a hand underneath his nose. Being sick sucked when your little brother makes you rest. Although since Ortho was a robot he was eventually turned off to be charged for the night. Idia went over to his PC and decided to play something for a bit. Nothing much just a slice pf life game so he wouldn’t be under too much stress.
He messaged MuscleRed just to make sure he wasn’t gonna be online, and there was no response after a while so he just started loading up his game. “Eh… I’ll probs gonna be playing bad anyways…ugh- h’hih! IsTsSSChHIiHHh!” He wiped his nose with his sleeve, a thin line of snot now on his hoodie.
Once Idia’s game had completely booted up he started to play. It wasn’t too hard and he could get through an in game day without dying. As usual he was talking to himself while playing even if his voice sounded as if it had been scraped across a cheese grater.
At one point he paused the game as the itch he had been attempting to stall the whole time grew. “Damn ih-hh-t.. IeESSsHHtiEHHh! SCccHHhiHh! HeHhSSCHHh!Ih-hih’SSchh! IschHH!” Je flipped around his chair and grabbed a tissue to blow his nose.
Idia then got an email from one of his dormmates that read, “Housewarden can u be quieter. Im trying to grind Guilty Gear.”
Maybe that was a sign he should go to bed. He groaned and closed his game before falling back into his bed. Actually closing his eyes felt pretty nice after hours of staring at a screen. Ortho would scold him if he found out Idia was up playing video games.
Seventh Housewarden to take care of: Malleus Draconia
Sebek was kneeling by Malleus’s bedside as if the fae had just passed away. Silver stared at his underclassman, “Sebek, you are aware Malleus is simply ill. Correct? He will not die. Even so, Father specifically told you to not stay so close to Malleus. You are going to catch his sickness, and I doubt Malleus would want you to get sick from him.” Sebek furiously stood up and turned to Silver.
“He was my responsibility as his guard! And I let him get ill! Besides, my fae blood is much more resilient than your human body.” Silver rubbed his eye, “That is exactly the point. Malleus is a fae, you are half fae, I am a human. I can’t catch a sickness from a fae.” The half-crocodilian got way too close to Silver. “You’re gonna fall asleep while watching him!”
Silver put a finger in front of Sebek’s face, “Don’t be so loud, you’ll wake him. Besides he doesn’t need to be guarded every minute of the day.” The green haired half-fae growled, “I am not going to leave my liege-“
Lilia then appeared right behind Sebek, “Remind me what I told you Sebek.” The vampire fae said condescendingly, “U-Uh Lilia! I suppose not to be too close to Lord Malleus…” The oldest there nodded. “Now go off and do something by your own will.” The half-crocodile fae sighed and left the housewarden’s room.
“That one just doesn’t know how to calm down. Now Silve-“ Lilia found that his son managed to fall asleep standing up. He tapped Silver on the shoulder, the silver haired man then stirred, “Ah, Father. Apologies.” Lilia put on a smile, “It’s no issue. Just make sure Malleus is okay. In the morning he couldn’t stop sneezing. Almost set his bed on fire! I hope he’ll feel better once he wakes.”
A nod from the one human in the room. Lilia then teleported out of the room. Silver went up to Malleus’s sleeping form. He was so elegant even with a fever. Although it was visible that he was not comfortable. According to Lilia, Malleus sneezed fire, as dragons do. So Silver was hoping that Malleus would be able to sleep off this cold.
Maybe half an hour of Silver watching and falling asleep Malleus started to wake up. The human walked over to the fae “How do you feel?” Malleus eyes went hazy and he didn’t seem to be listening. “Malle-“
“Eeiish’chHieW!”
A small green flame care from Malleus’s nose Silver passed a tissue to him “Blessings.” The fae took the cloth, it turned into ash when he blew his nose. “I can see why Father said that you almost set your bed on fire. Fae illnesses seem to be interesting.” Malleus sniffled and nodded, “Our already powerful magic becomes almost uncontrollable. I suppose I haven’t gotten ill since you were young. You wouldn’t remember.”
The last time Malleus got sick was when Silver was four and it started raining when he coughed. It was hell for Lilia.
Speak of the devil because the vampire fae then teleported in with a bowl of soup. “Ah! Malleus you’re awake! Here I made you something to eat!” Both of the men's eyes widened, “I see… thank you Lilia.” The seven hundred year old smiled “You’re welcome! I ought to be off now!” He then teleported back away.
The two stared at the soup, “I fear you will become more ill if you even inhale that.” Malleus nodded in agreement setting the bowl to the side. “Perhaps I can order something from the Monstro Lounge. The Octavinelle members actually know how to cook. Jade especially. Will that be alright?”
Malleus didn’t respond for a second before- “Ei’SChiUUuh!” he cupped his hands over his nose, more green flames slipping through his fingers before he nodded. Silver took out his phone and called the lounge’s business number. After a while there was no response. Odd.
He then called Jade, there was no response. He supposed he’d make soup himself. As Silver went to exit the room Sebek barged in. He seemed to have been running, “I SAW LILIA COOKING SO I DECIDED TO MAKE SOMETHING EDIBLE.” It was a bowl of curry and rice it looked like. Probably from a package, but better than Lilia’s cooking. Anything is better than Lilia’s cooking.
Sebek held out food to the sick fae whom gratefully accepted. It wasn’t the best thing ever but as stated. Anything is better than Lilia’s cooking. “Are you feeling any better, Young Master!?” Sebek was still yelling for no good reason. “Please calm down Sebek. I’m sure his head hurts.”
The half crocodile fae’s eyes widened before he bowed “Apologies My Liege!” Malleus set his food down as he spoke, voice rough, “You shouldn’t be here Sebek, I will get you sick.” His lips pursed together, “FINE!” He stormed out of the room. Before a-
“HHECCcH’IHh!”
A bolt of lightning struck outside the window. Silver looked over at Malleus, “That was not me.” The human brought up a hand to his mouth. “Oh dear…”
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My polyamorous ass has like four crushes currently and during rehearsal for a show I’m doing. I sneezed and one of my friends, one of the ones I like said I had a kitten sneeze which made me unbelievably flustered but that just passed off as a normal thing to be flustered at.
And a couple weeks ago when I sneezed they said that my sneeze was silly, which I’m unsure what that means (it was one of my more spluttery stifles so I suppose that’s what they were referring to.)
Is it odd that I really like them noting about my sneezes. Well I guess it’s not odd in the snzfucker sense. I think I’m just horny rn
Here’s some sneeze fetish art of my two OCs, Winiffer and Isabel. I don’t have a separate blog from my normal one bcuz I have no shame (not anymore at least)
the second panel is what happened during the night on that day.
Lemme give some info on these children bcuz I love them.
Winiffer: She/Her, 23 y/o
She’s Isabel’s guard, and nothing more, absolutely… nothing (COUGH COUGH, IN DENIAL LESBIAN) She is sensitive to the cold and tends to get sick very often, hence this comic. She’s also allergic to pollen, which is a bitch during the spring because her and Isabel go on adventures often.
Isabel: She/Her, 21 y/o
The princess of some sort of elven kingdom. She chose Winiffer as her personal guard for two reasons 1: she’s a closeted lesbian and that woman is just MMM 2: she’s seen how sneezy the elf can be and she’s a lil kinky bish. She tends to always seek adventure, why? Why not! Being confined to a palace for 18 years gets tiring, so why not.
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Most of these are probs just gonna be on my vanilla but this one’s horny (in the snzfucker way)
So I have a friend, we’ve been friends since like 1st grade I think. We’ve kept in touch for a long time.
And MAN does he have shitty allergies. He could be inside and like dying. He usually puts his jacket over his nose and like YOU CANT DO THIS SHIT TO ME
We went on a walk at one point and his allergies were acting up so horribly, I was wishing for death at that point
If I’m remembering right I think I had a crush on him when I was younger.
He’s a chill person when it isn’t allergy season, most the time he looks like he’s dying inside.
Just so ya’ll know I’ m panromantic and polyamorous, I like 3 girls and 1 guy (?) rn
This is a Twis//ted Won//derland Snzfic. It's Ro//ok X Vi//l, aka Poiso//nArrow. In the context of all my futur TW//ST Snzfics, the characters are gonna be aged up to normal college ages, so +2 years to their canon ages so these two are about 20-21 in this fic.
Vil... Vil Schoenheit. Housewarden of Pomefiore, and probably the most beautiful man on the Night Raven College campus. He is always at his best, he could be hit with a truck and look fine. At least that's what half the students thought. The only one who really knew how Vil could be, but rarely was, was Rook. Rook Hunt, vice housewarden of Pomefiore and definitely not Vil's boyfriend.
Funny thing was that Rook started in Savanaclaw before transferring to Pomefiore because he wanted to understand beauty better. Which was actually exactly what Vil wanted in someone. Especially since Pomefiore and Savanaclaw seemed to be complete opposites. Vil told Rook almost everything, most things he never uttered a word to other people.
He woke up to a pounding headache. Did he not drink enough water? No, no, he was sure he got his daily half gallon of water yesterday. When he stood up he was not at all steady on his feet. As he started to sniffle his eyes widened, he wasn't ill was he? Vil took a look in the mirror, there were bags under his eyes and his face was pale and clammy, his nose was a pale pink color. That's a sick look, definitely.
He knew he should've grabbed some things for a sick day. Plenty of fluids, medicine and things to just not be a mess. He of course did his usual morning routine, just without putting on a full face of makeup. A dull itch resonating in between his mouth and his nose, it was quite irritating. Once he was done Vil set down everything he needed at his bedside table. Sitting down in bed, leaning against his headboard.
He took a second to drink the tea he prepared. Peppermint tea, which was one of the best for a cold. He sniffled and rubbed his nose, breath starting to snag. He grabbed his handkerchief and covered his nose. "Hhh...Iskk! ChiShH! KSst! ihh'hih! IsHh! Shh'hih! ChhH! IShh'hieh! HiTChh'Sh!" he hated how many times he could sneeze, it was quite obnoxious, to him at least.
Vil swiped the handkerchief under his running nose before setting it to the side and properly lying down in bed before turning off the lamp next to his bed and falling asleep. He never actually alerted anyone he was unwell, he knew that it wouldn't be good to stare at a screen so he didn't. Who was he, Cater?
At NRC
Azul came up to Rook, a concerned expression on his face "Rook, do you know where Vil is? There's a housewarden meeting after classes and I have not seen him at school today." Rook sighed solemnly "Alas, Roi de Poison has not been present today... zut, it is unlike him to not be here without notice." Rook pulled out his phone. No messages from Vil.
"Perhaps I shall look for him during lunch. Would you wish to join Roi de l'Effort?" Azul shook his head "I have some business to attend to, but the invitation is much appreciated." The blonde out on a smile "Oui, now I have a class to go to, farewell Roi de'lEffort." Azul waved as Rook departed.
Throughout the class it looked that Rook was paying complete attention, but truth be told he was thinking about Vil, he had been for the whole morning. The class seemed to end in a flash, Rook still looking like he was composed, he was good at that. Rook decided to use Arrow Affair to find Vil.
He saw a glittering path, and as he expected it lead to Pomefiore. Rook almost immediately ran over to the portal room and to the Pomefiore dorms. He came up to his housewarden's door, knocking on it. The huntsman heard a light grown and a ruffling noise from behind the door. "Roi de Poison? It's me, Rook."
Duh Vil could tell it was Rook, of course it was Rook. He knew that even if it wasn't because of that nickname. "Roi de Poison are you alright?" After a lack of a verbal response besides for more rustling Rook spoke up, his voice in a firmer tone "Vil?" Still nothing before a sharp gasp, Rook's eyes widened at the noise behind the door.
"IschK! IsSS! ChiiSHHh! Hi'TTCsSHHh!"
Rook blinked at the sound from the other room "Mon Chéri? Vil? May you let me in?" The door was locked so Rook couldn't barge in as much as he wished to. On the other side of the hall Vil was in his room, knuckles pressed against his running nose. He used the little energy he had to use magic to teleport the keys to his room over to Rook.
As Rook came in Vil blushed furiously, he was a complete mess! Not at all like the fairest of them all he had been trying to be. Rook turned on the lights which made Vil squint and try not to have his face being visible from his vice-housewarden. "Oh... Mon Chéri" he said solemnly. Sprinting over to his boyfriend. He lightly gripped Vil's chin to make the Pomefiore housewarden look towards him.
"C'est pas vrai! My Vil, unwell?" Vil refused to look Rook in the eyes, he cleared his throat and sniffled "You should not be here Rook. I will get you ill as well and... a-hahnd.! IShhhCKk!" His knuckles pressed against his nostrils as his shoulders jerked up. Rook taking his hand away from Vil's chin. "À tes souhaits!" Vil wasn't going to stop anytime soon "IsSkCcHhh!"
Rook rubbed Vil's shoulder "À tes amours..." his tone lowered as his eyebrows lightly furrowed "Hhih-Ihh! KkSSsiCchhH!" the huntsman sighed "Et que les tiennes..." what Rook just sited was a French culture thing. Whenever someone sneezes, first sneeze gets a blessing, second is to your loves, third is for that love to last forever. Although Vil's sneezes didn't cease, and at this point his mucus was gettting more on his bedsheets than his hand.
As Vil kept sneezing Rook didn't say much, the small saying when people sneezed was only made for three sneezes. Not the nine that came from Vil. After he was done Rook pulled Vil's hand away from his face, scrambling to cover his nose again as wet mucus fell from his nostrils. "No, no Roi de Poison! You are fine, a huntsman never judges his queen."
Vil sniffled hard, he was such a mess right now. He hated it. "Yes, but you will become sick from me snrff, and I am not as beautiful as I could be at the moment." Rook scoffed "Mon Amour, you are beautiful all the time." Rook wiped away the mucus underneath Vil's nose, the reciprocating blonde cringing at his boyfriend's action. Rook didn’t even take off his gloves.
Vil's lip folded into a thin line and just decided to lean into Rook. If he was going to be so close to Vil then Vil may as well get closer. Rook gladly let his boyfriend into his arms, pressing a kiss to the top of Vil's head. His head was buried in the crook of Rook's neck. Luckily Vil didn't seem to have too bad of a fever, but his forehead was warm.
"How do you feel Mon Chéri?" Vil sniffled into Rook's shoulder "I'm fine. Don't worry about things." The huntsman took off Vil's hair cap and started to put it into a braid. He always liked to play with Vil's silky blonde hair. "Well according to Roi de l'Effort there is a housewarden meeting after classes today." Vil pushed back from Rook, his eyes widening. "Th-There's a housewarden meeting!? I'm a mess I!-"
Rook rested his hand on Vil's shoulders "Mon Chéri, I can go in your stead" the housewarden shook his head "Eh... no, I'm feeling well enough. I'll go, I have already gotten about eight hours of rest. An hour or two of being out will not do too much harm. I have eaten, drunk liquids, taken medicine. Everything I require." Rook's eyebrows furrowed "If you insist Mon Amour. Would you like any assistance with anything?"
Thinking for a second, Vil shook his head "It will take me a while to make it look that I'm not unwe-hehh-ell, s-so I should b-be self sufficient." he tried to talk through his breath hitching the last word he spoke pitching up as his eyelashes fluttered shut. Rook brought Vil into his chest as a sneezing fit overtook the other.
"Is'ChiSHHh! KkiSSts! IGghHhSs! TChhHiZsS! Snff" he waited for a second to just make sure he was done he pulled back from Rook's chest. Disgusted in himself for doing that to his boyfriend. He sniffled a bit more before taking his legs off of the bed Rook standing up and going over to his partner.
"Be well Mon Chéri! I will be returning to my classes so, amuse toi bien!" Vil waved as Rook left the room. He had a lot to work on, he was a wreck. He would probably wear a mask to keep his peers from getting sick. He had a cloth one somewhere...
He first went to his personal bathroom to take a shower, he was so grateful that housewardens got their own restrooms. As much as the bathrooms of Pomefiore were one of the most gorgeous rooms in all the houses he hated for people to see him as much of a mess as he is right now.
He went over to his vanity and started to apply some makeup, he would need a lot of he didn’t want to look so half dead. He would be the fairest of them all no matter what. If maybe just a little less. After his makeup he made an attempt to put on setting powder, the fine dust irritating his sinuses. Breath hitching as he pinched together his nostrils to complete his makeup before he was inevitably taken over by a sneezing fit.
His makeup was evenly set before hastily going over to his bedside table and grabbing one of his clean handkerchiefs. Trying not to get his newly applied makeup on the cloth as his nose scrunched and his breath snagged. "Hihh! KkShTt! KshtTT! KSHhh'ih! ItshhH! Hi'TJShIhH! TShhH'ihUH! ihh-h'HIH! IkKTSSiEEeHHh!"
That last sneeze was leaving him particularly out of breath. Vil took a look at the clock, it took him about three quarters of an hour to do his makeup. He still had a bit of a while longer, so he could to his hair into a bun. Which could take one to two hours, and with the state his hair was in, it would probably be two hours. Sure his hair was okay, but usually it would be perfectly silky smooth, but it was a bit tangled.
An hour and a half later Vil realized that he should be getting going. As much as it was nice to be fashionably late, he wouldn't be late to a meeting. He got into his dorm uniform, he found a purple cloth mask with a gold trim, as well as another clean handkerchief. This was his last one, turns out his sneezes were messy as hell, albeit extremely wet as opposed to being thick and snotty.
Vil started to get going over to the mirror to the NRC campus, his nose running underneath his mask, no one could see but Vil could feel it and it was uncomfortable beyond belief. At least the mask matched his usual getup, and he still looked drop dead gorgeous.
He came up to where they would have their meeting he was lucky he was not the last one there. Leona and Malleus, although Lilia was probably gonna be there instead. Idia was there but through his tablet as usual. Vil sat in his usual spot in between Kalim and Idia. Azul looked over at Vil, his eyebrows popping up but his face staying neutral.
Kalim turned his head to Vil who seemed a bit out of it. His eyes hazy and staring into nothingness, the housewarden of Scarabia taking a look at the mask Vil was wearing. He tapped the blonde's shoulder and said in a hushed voice. "Hey, you good Vil? You don't look the best." the Pomefiore housewarden just glared at the other. "What would that entail?"
A sheepish grin appeared on the second year's face "I-I didn't mean it like that, just saying you look unwell..." Vil sniffled and groaned under his breath "I am the slightest bit under the weather, but I will be fine, I got rest earlier." Kalim's eyebrows furrowed but his smile still remained as usual. "Couldn't you just have gotten Rook to attend the meeting?"
The mention of his boyfriend made Vil stop for a second, he cleared his throat before speaking, "I... didn't want to make him do anything for me. I'm not a fan of taking advantage of someone I am good friends with, even though Rook is always more than willing to help me." That may or may not have hit Kalim in the heart. He used his friend to the point of overblotting, but that was a very different circumstance.
Kalim hummed "I mean I guess we're already here, but if you feel any worse then I'll gladly bring you to the infirmary!" Vil rolled his eyes at the younger's persistent enthusiasm. "That will not be happening s-so-" his breath started hitching as he cupped his hands over his nose.
He attempted to stifle his sneezes, it worked but it was still audible "<i>Kih! Kkh! K'tch! Tch'ih! KkkHH! IkkKh! H'itCH! TkCH! Kk'ITch! Kk! I'hiCK!</i>" The small noises were back to back barely leaving him any room to get in a breath. Vil was ready to die, the other guys were casting glances at him, Riddle looking more irritated than concerned. Kalim patting him on the back.
After the fit was over Vil was left with an unsatisfied feeling in his sinuses and embarrassment that he was guessing how Idia felt when he used to attend housewarden meetings in person. Speaking of Idia, the housewarden of Ignihyde chuckled from the other side of the screen "L-O-L, Rip" Vil was just ashamed at himself at this point.
"Many blessings Vil!"
Lilia appeared, hanging on the chandelier upside down. No one in the party was surprised besides for Kalim. The fae hopped into Malleus's seat which he probably sat in more than Malleus ever had. Leona came into the room "What the hell is happening..." he yawned as he slumped into his chair.
On any other day if someone else was sick then Vil would be the one outing them for being sick. "Absolutely nothing is happening Leona." Riddle said between his teeth. The beastman shrugged and shut his eyes. "Where... is the headmage?" The housewarden of Octavinelle asked. No one knew.
And speak of the devil, Crowley appeared in front of the housewardens. "Good evening! I see that all the housewardens of each respective house is present. Of course except for housewarden Draconia." Lilia perked up "Who I am here for." Crowley nodded "Of course. Well, today is just a casual checkup. Seeing how the houses are, upcoming events, all of that. As you all know."
The entire thing dragged on for Vil, it was just words being mumbled until he was supposed to report on his own house. He cleared his throat "Pomefiore has been doing well, all students have been dazzling and at good health, a-as w-well a- o-one second-" Vil turnover his shoulder, Idia noticing what was happening took his turn to talk just to spare Vil the absolute dread of all of this.
"Since most people in Ignihyde don't talk to anyone... as human interaction sucks I had Ortho send emails to everyone. Everyone's doin' fine and grades have been good enough."
Simultaneously Vil was muffling his sneezes into his forearm. Still stifled although "Ksch! Ih'ttschH! KkSS! TchSh! IscHh! IetchH! KTChH! Snrff" he took a peek over at the tablet that seemed to be done speaking. Riddle mumbled under his breath "Sure, good health..."
Vil cleared his throat "Apologies, as I was saying, as well as vastly improving in skills for by potionology." Crowley nodded, he wasn't even thinking that his student was obviously unwell, frankly he didn't care. Vil went back to spacing out, none of this mattered at the moment, he should've stayed in his dorm, but he didn’t want to make Rook go and deal with this even if he would've been fine with it.
At the end of the meeting the tablet turned to Vil "You owe me btw" the blonde didn't even say anything, he just rolled his eyes and nodded. He coughed into the crook of his elbow, Kalim facing him "You should go to the infirmary, I can take you to your dorm if you don't want to do the former."
Vil rubbed his temples "I am okay, don't worry-h-heeh..." He turned around and placed the base of his hand against his nose, luckily for him he held back his sneezes but Kalim just looked more concerned. "Okay, c'mon." The younger housewarden grabbed the other by the arm, dragging him to the infirmary. Vil followed reluctantly.
The two got to the infirmary, Vil sat on one of the cots. Kalim grabbed his phone "So who do I call for you.. uhhh, I'm guessing Rook?" Vil blushed, although it was not visible through his mask. Kalim brought up Rook's number and texted him to come to the infirmary. The huntsman appeared in almost an instant.
He ran over to Vil "Mon Chéri! Are you alright?" The older housewarden cleared his throat "Not in front of Kalim..." Rook frowned but nodded "Fine Roi de Poison! Anyways... merci Roi d'Or I got him now." Rook tipped down his hat "It's no problem! Anytime." Kalim waved and left the room. Took waved back and turned to Vil
"Mon Amour you should've just let me go! You are still very unwell!" Vil didn't make eye contact with Rook "I don't like putting my responsibilities on others." The huntsman placed a kiss to his queen's forehead "Mon Amour, I do not mind." The housewarden looked like he was going to say something but he ended up ducking into his elbow.
"Ih'kSHT! KsHH! ItSHHh! ihh-h'hih! KSH'ih! Tchih!" Rook rubbed his boyfriend's shoulder "Alright! We're going to your dorm room now Roi de Poison!" Vil's arm went around Rook's shoulder and Rook's arm to Vil's hip.
They made it to Pomefiore and came into the housewarden's room. "You can change yourself, right Mon Amour?" Vil nodded and started to take off his dorm uniform. Rook took the clothes and out them in their respective places before handing Vil his sleeping robe.
Rook sat on his boyfriend's bed and let Vil sit on his lap, gently combing through the sick man's hair with his fingers. He was noticed Vil was still wearing the face mask "Mon Chéri, you can take off the mask. There is no use in you trying to keep me from getting sick, I've been near you enough." Vil was cringing at the thought but did so. The cloth mask covered in snot and saliva.
The mask was taken by Rook and set to the side. He turned his boyfriend's head to face him, kissing the tip of Vil's nose, his lips lingering a second longer than needed. It initiated an intense ticklish feeling in the housewarden's sinuses. "R-Rook, I n-need to sn..sneeze." Rook's lips were taken off of Vil's nose "Go on Mon Chéri, I don't mind."
Vil buried his face in the crook of Rook's neck "Ih...I'tscHh! KsSh! Tji'shHH! KtchHH! KkTSSs! TshHHh! KxTt! IChT! NXcHTt! ChSSstT! K'hihTch! InXTT! Tch'ihh!...snrff" Vil was getting so tired of this whole disharmonious song and dance. Rook wrapped his arms around his sick boyfriend rubbing Vil on the back.
As they stayed there for a while Vil felt himself getting more tired in his boyfriend's arms, his eyes drooping and Rook noticing. "Fais de beaux rêves, Roi de Poison..."
Ap//hmau snz art I made a while ago, M//C//D Ap//mau and Garr//oth. As well as some S//K snz and Ge//ne being horny
I did the S//K one because when I was in an area where there was a lot of smokers the smoke tickled my nose. I already HC Ze//nix with a sensitivity to smoke and that gave me the motivation
Behold, Sa//sha 3rd wheeling in her poly relationship (Ze//nix and Sa//sha love Ge//ne but the two are just friends with each other)
It says 23/7 for Ge//ne because the other hour he’s cooking
did I make snz, well… none of 1-A the students are literally 15
Snz of my favorite sleep deprived teacher under the cut
I MADE SNZ OF ONE OF THE TEACHERS, LOOK AT THIS MAN
I KID YOU NOT I WAS GETTING AROUSED WHEN DRAWING THE ONE TO THE TOP RIGHT
THIS MAN, FUCKING SHO//TA AIZA//WA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Oh yeah, and bonus thing… yes I’m a Eras//ermic shipper (I’m on like ep 15 but I love their dynamic, Aiza //wa talks to Hiza//shi like a tired housewife)
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Us Sta//rdew Va//lley snzfuckers are sleeping are sleeping on Sa//m
THIS MAN CANONICALLY IS ALLERGIC TO POLLEN, HOW IS THERE NO SNZ OF HIM (I mean I've never seen any Sta//rdew snz at all) BUT I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST PLAYED (before I knew I was a snzfucker, back in 2016, I'm an og Sta//rdew fan) I WAS SO ODDLY FLUSTERED FROM WHAT HE SAID IN THE EGG FESTIVAL
LIKE- AHHHH
more of Sa//m complaining about his allergies under the cut but from the wiki cus it's hard to find it in game