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This take is definitely too hot for a lot of fans but I’m gonna say it anyway: Sherlock Holmes is a canonically queer character. What type of queer he is is up to interpretation, but he is canonically, explicitly Not Straight, and people who write him as an allosexual hetero man are the ones who are actually projecting their own headcanon onto him.
I’m 100% serious. Here are the canonical facts we have about his feelings on sex/romance:
- He says multiple times that he is not interested in women. When Watson comments on the attractiveness of a woman, Holmes responds that he “didn’t notice”.
- He is uninterested in marriage and remains a bachelor his entire life, and never expresses any regret or sadness over this.
- He states that he has “never loved” (in this context it is implied that he is specifically talking about romantic love.) He repeatedly expresses disdain for romance in general.
That’s IT. That is ALL the canonical information we have about his sexuality. We know that he is capable of love in some sense, and Watson even explicitly says that Holmes loves him. But we never see any evidence that he has romantic feelings for women.
Any interpretation of Holmes as a heterosexual man directly contradicts all of the evidence we have about his sexuality. It assumes that everything he or Watson have ever said about his feelings on romance is a lie. The only interpretations of him that actually fit with all the facts are if he’s aroace, gay, or some combination thereof.
Anyway I’m going to start referring to straight interpretations of Holmes as “straight headcanons” now. Holmes is canonically queer.
to whom am I squeaking
there's this kind of almost self soothing ownership in the way a lot of people talk about including nonbinary people into historically primarily single binary gender focused orientations.
it's all about assuring others about how they can be attracted to nonbinary people. without worrying that they might have to change their label or acknowledge that they're attracted to multiple genders or that genders other than man and woman exist in any meaningful way or that those genders can affect attraction. "no it's okay, I can be attracted to you and still be gay/lesbian/straight"
"you're not bi for being attracted to nonbinary people. everyone's attracted to nonbinary people"
"nonbinary identities have lots of different presentations, and you can't tell if someone's nonbinary by looking at them, so of course people who are attracted to women would be attracted to feminine presenting nonmen"
"why would you feel uncomfortable in gay/lesbian(/straight) attraction? the definition (that we only recently changed in binary focused ways) includes you"
it's great to be inclusive to people who want to be included. but there's an issue when that inclusivity is entirely ignorant (on purpose or not) of what I would consider a very basic premise
and I know these people do actually understand this premise because when it's framed as trans men/trans women being included in woman focused/man focused attraction there is no question about how uncomfortable those trans men/trans women would be (often to the point of denying them their autonomy to choose to include themselves)
but nonbinary genders are not viewed as real genders or equal to the binary genders. and people do not want to think they might have something in common with bi/mspec people via attraction to multiple different genders.
so it can never be about nonbinary people's comfort. (and "well just tell me you're uncomfortable after I've expressed attraction" is not actually caring.) because it's not easy. and it's not clean cut. and it might result in having to actually adjust binary thinking.
I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer
@bread-lord-khubz this has the vibes of a legendary post

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Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
folks will be like "I'm being so super inclusive by saying that everyone is required to be attracted to nonbinary people otherwise they're transphobic because there's no way to know a nonbinary person's gender by looking at them (this only applies to nonbinary people). and you can't be attracted to women/men and not this specific midbinary gender (like demigirl/demiboy or being genderfluid apparently only between man and woman) I've picked to illustrate how nonbinary genders are basically the same gender as binary genders. and also everyone has always been attracted to nonbinary people because nonbinary people always include themselves in binary spaces and I will ignore how this can happen because these are often the only available spaces because, again, nonbinary genders are indistinguishable from binary genders (binary genders however are entirely different from each other and easily distinguishable and of course people experience gendered attraction to men and women, because they're real genders and this is how it's always been). plus it just makes no sense that gay/lesbian/straight people can be attracted to nonbinary people and not be bi if we use the ridiculous tumblr crafted highly offensive definition of "attracted to more than one gender", gay/lesbian/straight people can't be bi or similar to bi or have anything in common with bi people so therefore the definition of bi must include both binary genders because those are the only genders that matter and bi has always been defined as attraction to men and women anyway, why are we changing this?" and then are shocked and appalled when I tell them they're exorsexist (of course they can't be exorsexist because they are nonbinary and are not a gender other than exclusively man or woman because nonbinary actually means not liking gender roles)
they did it! it was magical
why do bugs always want to be in enclosed spaces, like, I mean, they obviously don't cause they're always trying to get back out, but like they have the entire outside to fly around in and they're like "let me check out this space that has zero plants or sunlight or breezes, this is clearly a place I should be". inspired by the multiple wasps that found themselves trapped on the closed off porch. why are you there, how did you get in, why would you choose a desolate porch when there are so many lovely plants in the yard. like they literally have to make an effort to get in. just don't do that.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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Nothing on this planet could have prepared me for Karl Urban’s first line as Cupid in Xena: Warrior Princess.
it's a good thing that the first ep of TVL got released early and I had to pirate it because using twt without getting spoiled was impossible cause now I can watch the tony's tonight, which airs at the same time as TVL, and I have to watch my beloved Schmigadoon win all twelve of its awards
I do worry that they're going to preform Corn Puddin' ... don't get me wrong, I love Corn Puddin', I was worried they were going to cut Corn Puddin' out of the show and was so happy that they didn't, and I get that it's one of the ensemble-ish numbers that Melissa and Josh are kinda in, but they've been doing a lot of Corn Puddin' as promo stuff. maybe they'll do the opening number, which I would love to see the entirety of. at least that one has everyone and since Ana is nominated they'd have to do a song she'd at least be present in, right?, and since Sara is also nominated I don't see them doing Tribulations
my fingers are crossed for the opening number
it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar
The tiny singer is actually Billy Moel
okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
putting some of my saved recipes under a read more for people to use as inspiration or a starting point ❤️
This healthy, gluten free recipe idea is a kid pleaser! Quinoa Pizza Bites make a nutritious meal or snack the whole family will love.
Carrot star bites are fantastic for baby-led weaning or as toddler snack. Also great for big kids too - a healthy lunchbox item.
These Green Smoothie Muffins are so easy to make, delicious and kid-approved! Perfectly sweet, soft and packed with healthy greens! Naturall
These carrot lentil protein muffins are a great kid-friendly snack, filled with sneaky lentils to add healthy protein, fibre and nutrients.
These Vegetable Fritters are perfect for kids of all ages. Packed with veggies for nutrients & eggs and chickpea flour for protein. Gluten f
This lentil bake is perfect for babies, kids and adults. Made with 4 veggies, lentils, sweet potato and egg. Great for lunch boxes.
Quinoa Cakes are an easy way to pack in nutrients! Make in advance for a fun, healthy side or snack during the week! {Gluten Free, Vegan}
here’s a few more:
Healthy Chocolate Zucchini Muffins are moist, tender, mixed in one bowl, made with whole wheat flour, naturally sweetened with a little mapl
Baked sweet potato zucchini tots made with 3 key ingedients are nut free, vegan and paleo. Healthy baked veggie tots perfect for school lunc
This super veggie pasta sauce for babies and toddlers is delicious on top of all kinds of pasta! With over 7 different oven roasted vegetabl
Flavorful & full of veggies, these mini meatloaves are a great twist on a classic family dinner recipe. Easy to make, perfectly portioned ou
Looking for a quick, protein-packed snack or breakfast that’s both delicious and nutritious? These Cottage ... <p class="read-more-container
UPDATE: I happened to have all the ingredients for the spinach muffins on this list and made them today, and folks, they're GOOD. They have a very nice mild flavor and don't actually taste like spinach at all

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i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary
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Tiny puppy, 1943. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.