“Well everyone here is attractive, have you seen them? It’s like you entered a catalog of beings too pretty to exist but somehow do.”

“Anchovies. God’s greatest mistake.”

“Waking up with sleep paralysis and seeing Gordon Ramsay in the corner of my room screaming about what an idiot failure i am.”

“I don’t have birth parents, one day I just clawed my way out of the bottom of New York’s sewage system and walked into Lockwood fully grown. It was such a mystery that they accepted me on the spot with the caveat that I allow the science students do tests on me every Wednesday.”

“I don’t really feel any sort of way. I like Halloween, I guess.”

“Honestly? Probably some sort of pink ombre. Maeve Wiley vibes.”

“My god, someone call the police this person just yanked the wig right off my scalp!”

“Just cause a guy decides to be nice instead of a drooling horny mess doesn’t mean he’s got a crush, you know.”

“I met Rune a while back, same with Astrid... I mean I tend to move around a lot, so I guess not really? It’s never because of a falling out or anything, we just lose touch.”

“Do you mean like.... in general, or in a certain kind of way? Cause I care about people all the time, I’m not heartless.”

“I’ve always liked the name Marilyn. Also Wednesday, but that’s just because one of my foster siblings used to fall asleep to the Addam’s Family every night, it’s just always been in the back of my mind.”