Hello! Welcome to our little fandom we have here, please, make yourself at home. I'm Miles, and you can read my pinned intro to learn more about me. Whether you're here on a journey of self-acceptance, unmasking, or just for the nostalgia, I hope you can find a comfortable place to rest during your stay. Enjoy the validation, my friend.
pronouns: they/them. I prefer gender neutral or masculine language. (mx./mr., sir, etc.)
funky brain go- *incomprehensible jargon and mechanical screeching*: a lot of this fandom is neurodivergent, so I want to share that I am autistic, have ADHD, dyscalculia, and anxiety. Many of these things affect the timeliness, or other aspects, of my posts or responses.
I am an adult, but all ages are welcome here! Please note though, that some of my content may involve slightly more mature themes, such as swearing and sometimes angsty topics discussing headcanons and theories related to mental illness or trauma. I will never post anything ns\ft. I will always add CWs and TWs to my posts; if I miss one, please don't be afraid to let me know, or request anything specific!
favourite character: Barnacles 🛞💙
(VERY honourable mentions: Tweak 🔧💚, Natquik/Tracker ❄️🤍, and Kwazii/CJ/Pete 🏴☠️🧡)
posts I make: character/episode analyses, random observations/thoughts, funnies/jokes/memes, headcanons/theories, videos/edits, etc.
favourite GBR song(s): Pirate Pie and Briney Blue. Kwazii go prr <3
favourite special: Great Arctic Adventure
favourite season: all of them 4th and 5th
go listen to my Octonauts playlist >:)
"I sent an ask and it's been a while lmao": I struggle with executive dysfunction really badly, but I will get to you eventually. I pinky-promise. /gen
"Where's your askbox?"
ask/dni rules under cut:
(the block button is my dearest sweetest bestest friend <3 so read carefully lmao)
Please DON'T ask me shipping questions. This includes my opinions on certain ships, what I ship or don’t, prompts or requests implying certain ships, etc. I know that shipping is fun for a lot of people, but publicly talking about it triggers my anxiety, so I’d rather not. Thank you for understanding.
(There are "\"s through some words, so that this post isn't filtered, or able to be found in certain tags.)
Side note: Please DON'T TAG ANY of my posts as #ship, unless explicitly stated otherwise with a "#tag however you wish" or "#interpret how you wish". It's rare that I use these tags, but if I do, it's fair game. If you leave comments on my posts or in my inbox about shipping, I will not respond to them, and I'll probably remove them.
Keep it family friendly. Meaning: NO usage of slurs (even if you don’t know it’s a slur, or if you personally can/have reclaimed it, I will delete your ask/reply, and block you. the word “queer” is fine.), no references to or specific asks about dr*g use or alc*hol, no lemony or sugg\estive material, no graphic violence, go\re, or injury. This applies to comments on my posts, as well.
Side note²: I don't like pros\hippers. Go away. If I see ANY pros\hip content or support of such content on your blog AT ALL you will instantly be sentenced to life of a block without trial. No excuses, no second chances. ❌
I'm anti-AI. Full stop. No AI art, written work, or anything else will be tolerated here.
No queerphobia (this includes gatekeeping), no racism or xenophobia, no ableism. (or any other kind of -isms, if they ever come up). Don't ever send me hate speech, dis\course, or bullying, regarding myself or others. It's pointless, will be deleted on sight, and I may block you. Go eat a snickers and think about your life choices.
If you really want to ask something that might imply one of the above, please put CWs and TWs* at the beginning of your ask; and be very clear that what you're sending in is a genuine question*, headcanon, or whatever else it may be. (*If it's a question, I may respond privately.)
I welcome angst concepts with open arms! But again, please use CW/TWs, and refer to the previous rule’s “no graphic violence” note. If you’ve been here a while, you’ll know I love some good emotional angst~ (high school english teacher voice: "in writing, that's called ✨catharsis!✨")
Also remember that I can decide to just,, not answer something, even if it follows the rules. Usually I’ll do this if I’m not sure how to answer an ask, like, if I’m not knowledgeable enough on the subject, or it references a non-octonauts piece of media that I’m not a fan of, or it features a weird specific trigger/squick of mine that you would have no way of knowing about. Either way, if you’re sitting in your room staring at the wall and you randomly think to yourself, “Hey... my ask never got answered.......” that could be why.
...UNLESS it’s just a case of Funky Brain Syndrome (executive dysfunction, or good ol' anxiety). In that case, I promise it's not personal, and I am sincerely sorry for the delay—please continue being patient 🙏, and take this lollipop for your troubles: 🍭
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*Quick glossary:
a CW warns for content that someone may not want to see or hear, for any reason. (examples: violence, ns\ft, certain people or topics, phobias, squicks or triggers: see final note.)
a TW warns for content that may be triggering for someone to see or hear. (examples: flash\ing, eye\strain, unr\eality, vents, tics, certain topics, words and/or phrases, or phobias.)
a squick is something that may make someone highly uncomfortable to see, hear, or read about; it's different from a trigger in the sense that they're usually more mild, and less likely to cause real damage or harm, but you'd still prefer to avoid them nonetheless. (examples: they can be anything, but are often things like certain tropes, topics, ships, or milder phobias, secondhand embarrassment, etc.)
The two words CW + TW can, and very often do, go hand-in-hand; but the difference can matter sometimes—so can the difference between a squick and a trigger.
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I haven’t posted Octonauts fanart in a long hot second, so here are some silly colored WIPs and doodles I couldn’t bring myself to finish during artfight LMAO-
[click on images for better quality]
Kwazii learned how to laugh quieter that day lmao-
An old Shellington and Vegimals comic I never finished after I forgot how to end it! XD
Gossip time with Kwazii and The Captain!
And finally Tweak and Dashi conversing in some casual outfits!
artfight is finally over i can finally post octorot again (though this one is old and not at ALL my current designs. its also missing the cap and inkling…)
they had paw patrol chapstick at the dollar store. where's my octonauts chapstick 💔
here's what flavors they would be bc I'm right always as you all know <3 🤲
barnacles would be blueberry honey, but it'd have a goofy name like "blue glacier with gold ripple" or something
kwazii is creamsicle flavoured. it's got real orange zest in it for an occasional hit of sweet/sourness. (listen i know cats don't like citrus but i literally can't think of anything more perfect for him—i am open to suggestions though 👀)
shellington is lychee flavored. that freaking nerd. couldn't pick a normal fruit like cherry? dork. (affectionate)
dashi is strawberry bubblegum. strawberry suits her but is just too plain on its own—she deserves a unique kick like the icon she is
tweak!! green apple and licorice. listen i KNOW. but I'm right.
peso............................................ is cucumber. get it? cucumber? like SEA cucumber? because you're a—
inkling is like,,,, either pretzel flavored (salty chapstick though?? euhhgh,,) or raspberry danish flavored—he gives me cottagecore snacky treat vibes. if that means anything.
the vegimals taste like Leaf. collectively. except for tomminow she's kepchup <3
this post was underrated everyone needs to think about octonauts lip balm NOW !! and banish paw patrol capitalism to the shadow realm
anyway octoagents now:
paani is jackfruit!! it's his favorite fruit and also just suits him really well i think overall :) its aquafina brand btw.
natquik is hot chocolate and marshmallow flavor. he's so cozycore <3 but it's also kinda dusty bc it's lip balm you bought and forgot about until you find it in antarctica the back of your desk drawer
marsh is green matcha tea bc i want him to be Green and also have like,, an earthy flavour. and I've heard matcha tastes like grass. can not confirm.
calico jack is uhhhhmmmmmmmm. ocean breeze flavored. that's what it's called on the label and nowhere in the ingredients does it list what's actually in it bc he's mysterious like that. it smells kinda funny.
tracker is mint chocolate chip cookie dough flavored bc the polar scouts remind me of boy scouts for obvious reasons. so he gets to be the cookies they sell. wait do only girl scouts sell cookies??? i don't care tracker is nonbinary anyway 👍
selva is something floral!! I'm thinking rosewater or lavender or something fancy, but she could also be something fresh and fruity like honeydew melon or pomegranate <3
min is butter cupcake or peach muffin, because those are two flavors i actually have and really like and they remind me of her :)
bud my beautiful canadian stereotype son. maple flavor. smells suspiciously like a wood factory. you'd find it in a hiking trail gift shop between the bass pro hats and random camping equipment
koshi wants to be coffee flavored so bad to fit that professional detective vibe. but shes cotton candy with hints of vanilla
pinto is SUPPOSED to be cherry but it has a really weird aftertaste that makes you buy another one hoping it was just a fluke but no. it's just like that. it's not bad but it's like. huh. okay. you keep using it anyway for years because what else are you gonna do? you will pass it on to your first born child one day
haraka is either mango or goji berry flavored, because. because i said so. vibes. gojis are apparently super crazy good for you too and that's her vibe so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ryla is dark chocolate or caramel. possibly salted caramel. again i cannot imagine salty chapstick being Good but !! this is who ryla is. we cannot change her.
pearl is boba flavored. can you guess why. go on. guess. :)
........................ tapioca pearls :)
also peri is mystery flavor™. smells like nothing. tastes like Something. comes in a cheap gift bag at a party, no label. somehow never ends no matter how much you use it. I love peri btw I mean this fully affectionately. I'm describing one of my favorite lip balms that I have right now lol
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ooook this is a couple of months old i cant lie ... and im trying my best to make a proper return to tumblr iM SORRY !! .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. LIFE IS HARD AND I WANT TO BE ACTIVE !!! PLEASE TAKE THIS SILLY COMIC WHILE I TRY TO TOUGH THINGS OUT (;╯﹏╰;)
+ extra doodles of the captain dealing with the UK heatwave ! because if i have to go through it then so does he .
you've probably noticed (maybe - idk --) that my style is slightly different in these ... im going through a bit of funk regarding my art and designs right now ;;; its been going on for a few months hashhsh ,, so dont be surprised if ive tried something new or different in anything i post for a while hehe 😭 im getting the hang of things ..!!!
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they were in the middle of discussing their plan to swear loyalty to eachother via matching tattoos of eachothers paws.
...
she caught them <3
she knows whats up. and she has alot of blackmail.
on everyone. :D <3 <3 <3
also guys, i need to talk about this more but Dashi is SO STUPID when anyone looks away from her
like straight up shes a smart dumbass, but shes still a dumbass ToT <3
shout out to waltzing into a whale sharks mouth and nearly getting got by fire ants amongst other things because she was like "hold up babes i gotta document this for science!" lmfao
shes always a step ahead until she gets too nosy lmfao
like i cant fully articulate it but ill try to later lol
tags for those who may be interested <3
@calamaroo @animalsalvationassociation @brownyanyk @nixtheoctoagent @mickrabbit @jupitersoupcat @azybird6 @stardust56 @cyree and anyone else whos interested my memory isnt great ToT <3
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