Odysseus: I could take on Zeus
Eurylochus: In a fight?
Odysseus: :)
Eurylochus: In a fight, right???
Odysseus: :)
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Odysseus: I could take on Zeus
Eurylochus: In a fight?
Odysseus: :)
Eurylochus: In a fight, right???
Odysseus: :)

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Remus, on the phone: Guys, where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
Imagine Telemachus licking you randomly. You say, "Awww. Are you giving me kisses?" Then he bites you.
Odysseus' view whilst playfully chasing Penelope through the gardens
After a bad episode, Regulus needs to do something with his hands. Remus figured this out early and started leaving small tasks near wherever Regulus settles after: a cup of tea to make, a page to copy in careful handwriting, a jumper to fold. Small things. Purposeful.

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For the angst fic suggestion; how would the Record of Ragnarok Gods (of your choice) react to their human s/o dying? Since s/o is human their lifespan is obviously much shorter then the Gods.
Ror gods S/O dying to old age: how do they react?
| Warnings: angsty | AN: short and sweet idk lol
He's used to it. He's had many lovers of many species, humans are no different. He watches you be consumed by your age, old and wrinkled now, he can't help but love you still..
You are still very dear to him even when you look old. He's always laughed at humans old age but just this once he finds himself not being able to laugh or even smile at all.
Pain and sadness is all he feels when you finally die. The sun is covered by clouds, letting not a single shred of light through.
You were just a mare human so why does he find himself so sad at your demise?
He never liked humans. Thought they looked ugly with their bodies so wrinkly and small. Things changed when he met you, he became softer than he used to be. He didn't hate humans as much as he originally did now.
So why does he find you still so beautiful when old? Such sweet old hands in his as he makes sure you don't put too much strain on yourself.
Watching old age consume you was hard. He wanted to be selfish, ask you to become immortal for him. But he knew you'd deny it. You thought death and old age was a beautiful thing, he couldn't see why and he hated it.
He didn't cry after your death. He mourned quietly, looking at the things you left him.
Hates it. He spent the longest time yearning for love only for it to be ripped away from him every time. This time it was different. This time it was time itself that took it away.
His beloved S/O grew old, bones becoming stiff, yet your smile glowing as always.
He missed it dearly, the human that stole his heart and would keep forever. He couldn't help the tears that ran down his cheeks, his lips and hands trembling. How could he live without you?
Human mortality is nothing new to him. He's seen plenty of them die and end up in his domain, but this one's different. His beloved S/O has grown old, a wrinkled face that created the sweetest smiles..gone.
Gone from the human world forever, yes, you'd be in his domain but..he wouldn't be able to have you anymore. Death has claimed you but not him.
What will he do without you? A love so sweet gone from this world, only the remains of his beloved he had now.
He's helped many humans and dated plenty of them. You were different, he wanted to spend his entire lifetime with you, even if he knew deep down that he couldn't.
It had been many decades since he met you, so many memorable things happened that he cherished. Those memories could never be recreated with you now gone.
His eyes became groggy at the few tears he shed. He tried not to cry but his emotions overwhelmed him just this once. And he didn't bother to wipe them away.
Y/N: I thought I could handle it
Apollo: Clearly you couldn't! You can't handle everything on your own you know!
Y/N: That's not your decision to make
Apollo: It is when I have nightmares of carrying you to your grave!
Y/N: Don't touch me. I'm filthy.
Apollo: I don't care
Y/N: You should
Apollo: But I don't. You could crawl out of a grave, covered in rot, and I'd still know you belong in my arms.
Y/N: *looking at a lyre, some poems, and some drachma* Where did all this come from?
Odysseus: You have an admirer apparently
Y/N: Oh. Who?
Odysseus: I'd say it's a certain golden haired god of the sun
Apollo: *admiring Y/N from afar*
Y/N: *walking in Telemachus' room with some soup*
Y/N: Telemachus?
Telemachus: *sniffles* Huh?
Y/N: *helps him sit up* Come on, you gotta eat
Telemachus: But I don't want to. I'm not hungry.
Y/N: Honey, you haven't eaten all day
Telemachus: I said I'm not hungry
Y/N: *gives him a little smooch*
Telemachus: *opens mouth in shock*
Y/N: *places a spoonful of soup in his mouth*
Telemachus: *swallows it* You cheater! You- wait. This is actually good.
Y/N: Mhm. Now eat.
Telemachus: Fine
Y/N: Good. I was about to resort to tying you down.
Telemachus: *smirks* Oh?
Y/N: Don't even. You're still sick.
Telemachus: :(

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I'm imagining this with euryody lmao
Eurylochus: "Captain? Why does that one look like me?"
Odysseus: "Uh...I have no idea..."
Fake womanizer Sirius Black who only hits on girls to get a desperate confession out of Remus.
And then when Remus finally budges and angry-confesses his feeling to Sirius, Sirius is like:
“Oh Remus, I haven’t liked a girl a day in my life.”
Okay Penelope married Telegonus this, Penelope slept with Hermes that, they still have undeniable connections to Odysseus, she was crazy for that man
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Y/N: It's funny how when you fall in love with someone, you start becoming kind of aware of these little quirks and habits they have. And just collecting and memorizing them.
Odysseus: Like what?
Y/N: Like... *gives a full and detailed list of quirks and habits Eurylochus has*
Odysseus: Uh, Y/N?
Y/N: What?
Odysseus: *gives them a look*
Y/N: What??
Y/N: *realises* ...oh
Odysseus: Mhm
Y/N: Oh gods. I'm in love with Eurylochus.
headcanon that Hephaestus kids don’t run hot-they run cold. They’re designed to thrive in really hot environments like forges and volcanoes, the winter kicks their asses. Apollo kids are the ones that are toasty-and when it gets cold the Hephaestus kids follow them around like puppies.
Girl- you so right. I've seen them do that actually