I Respectfully Disagree

“Now how about you listen up, because I am only going to say this once. You took my stuff. While I was off trying to get us help. To get us rescued. You found my stash, and you took it. My shaving cream, my batteries, and even my beer. And then something else happened. You decided that these two boys here were going to tell you what to do, and when to do it. Well I’m done taking orders. And I don’t want my stuff back. Hell shaving cream don’t matter, batteries don’t matter. The only thing that matters now is guns. And if you want one you’re going to have to come to me to get it!  Oh you want to torture me now don’t you? Show everybody how civilized you are. Go ahead; but I’ll die before I give them back. Then you’ll really be screwed won’t ya? There’s a new sheriff in town boys! Ya’ll best get used to it.”

MiddleEarth by  LastStudio

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by Denny Bitte

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THATS IT. IM GONNA DIE NOW

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