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THE LOAN SHARK WAS HESITANT, his voice irking her as she sighed heavily, burying her own head into her arms as she sat at her table as an attempt to drown him out. Drowning him sounded great right about now … or gagging him … or tossing him into oncoming traffic; of course, she wouldn’t   –  well, that’s a lie.   SHE’D AT LEAST consider the third option. Lifting her head up and rubbing her eyes, she gave him a stare, one clearly filled with quickly burning hatred.

“ SHUT UP. ”  Reaching into her pockets and pulling out her wallet   —   offering to lend him some of her own money, just so he would  finally  go away.  “Here,”   1000 yen was placed upon the table, a forced grin on Kaisumi’s face, questioning why she even gave into him in the first place.  “ On one condition —  you shut the hell up, and get me a coffee, understood? That and at least don’t return for another five minutes. ”

it’s  not  what  he’d  asked  for.    dasha  isn’t  experienced  in  human  money  and  he  knows  it,    but  he  also  knows  that  he  asked  for  enough  for  a  big  stack  at  least.    this  tiny  lump  is  nowhere  near  the  size  it  should  be.    he  looks  between  the  cash  and  the  redheaded  woman  like  a  child  given  the  wrong  toy  on  christmas  morning.    disappointment  clouds  his  expression  as  he  weighs  his  options.    take  the  money  and  run  for  it,    or  ask  for  more.    the  latter  option  sounds  more  fun  and  so  that  is  what  he  chooses.

▌FACE CLAIM : rentarou satomi currently! ▌NAME : dasha andrej hades thanatos ▌AGE : looks like. 20. is actually as old as time. ▌HEIGHT : 5'3″ :( ▌SPECIES : celestial ; demon ; grim reaper ▌GENDER : cis male ▌RACE/ETHNICITY : greek? he whiter than paper ▌BIRTHDAY : none. celebrates on halloween ▌SUN SIGN : filthy scorpio ▌RESIDENCE : purgatorio, but generally can pop up literally anywhere he needs to be. ▌MARITAL STATUS : single (verse dependent) ▌ALIGNMENT : chaotic neutral ▌DRINK : monster energy drinks, hot cocoa ▌FOOD : fast food ▌DAY OR NIGHT : night ▌SNACKS : caramel filled chocolate  ▌PET : literally 100 frogs ▌COLOUR : bright blue, but any color is better than black and white ▌FLOWER : hibiscus ▌SEXUALITY : pansexual ▌BODY TYPE : average. pudgy belly. kinda muscular arms. ▌EYE COLOUR : glowing cerulean ▌HAIR COLOUR : midnight black

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“     —   WHAT NOW?   ”   She was annoyed, being pestered while she was trying to fill out her book, being disturbed was one thing   —  being disturbed by  him  was another. Turning around in her seat, looking behind her to be faced with the demon.   200 yen   —  was he joking? That was hardly anything at all,  an audible sigh came from the loan shark as she rolled her eyes.

“  …  are you  seriously  telling me you want to borrow money for candy?  Steal some from lover-boy’s wallet if you’re that desperate, christ almighty … ”

just  like  that  his  smile  is  back  on  his  face,    and  dasha  is  like  a  child  pushing  his  boundaries.   if  his  tail  were  visible,   it’d  be  swishing  in  curiosity.    it’s  a  game  now,    kaisumi  reduced  to  a  plaything  for  him  to  experiment  with.    how  far  til  she  breaks  before  him ?    how  far  til  this  human  crumbles  underneath  his  complete  chaos  and  annoyance ?    it’s  a  mystery  that  he  must  uncover,    as  decided  by  himself  right  now  at  this  very  moment.