not that you ever take me to the opera

*lord beckett voice* opiates are the opiate of the masses

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

speaking as someone who found voice training to be a fulfilling and sometimes even enjoyable experience: everyone needs to shut the fuck up and leave trans women alone about our voices forever. treating a woman more poorly than you would otherwise just because you feel some way about the sound of her voice is a fucked up way to treat someone and if you do, you should feel ashamed. i wish i had been allowed to be motivated exclusively by the intrinsic fulfillment of taking hold of my femininity on my own terms. but regardless of whether i liked that process, i mostly did it because I wanted to make it less likely that I'd be discriminated against. and guess what? it worked. i remember the first day my voice passed on the phone. the joy of it was somewhat qualified by the growing and uncomfortable awareness of how much better i had just been treated, confirmation that the friction I'd been feeling was real by way of its sudden disappearance. i *like* the sound of my voice and it upsets me that my favorite thing about it is how well it prevents me from being abused.

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

Just found out this hobby I got into is actually leftist, so engaging in it’s effectively the same as taking action.

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear