not that you ever take me to the opera

Need some fables AESOP

Hey there goliath whats it like in davids kitty

Easy on the RPF shawty

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I am ready to support the beautiful nation of Mexico and its lovely people in their great battle with the uncivilized hordes of England. The world stands with you🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

ahab that white whale this. people should talk more about the part where ishmael describes being warm and snuggly in bed and then goes on to say "truly to enjoy bodily warmth some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. nothing exists in its self" and after that he says he warmed up to the idea of his boyfriend smoking in bed