Stinky Rat

As you may be aware, the cesspool on the bottom of the planet has caught fire. I don’t particularly care but because Narancia won’t shut up about the plight of smelly, urine-soaked marsupials who spend their days perpetually drugged on their diet of the highly-flammable poisonous trees which are now on fire, I’ve decided to take the path of least-resistance and be magnanimous. Throw some money (Ten dollars or more, cheapskate) at a charity and send me visual proof of you doing so and you’ll get a quick drawing of your request. 

Keep in mind that the art will only be something that takes half an hour or so - multiple-page comics or large groups of characters et cetera are not advised. 

Get them while they’re hot, because Australia certainly is.

NSW firefighters

Wires, animal rescue

Australian Red Cross

First Nations fundraiser

“Merry Christmas to all you Christmas celebrating people! And Happy Holidays to those who don’t! What are you wishing for?”

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