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“Meow?” the Maine coon questions, his voice a deepset purr, “Rrrraow? Meow?”
He knocks a glass off of the kitchen table. He is hungry.
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“Meow?” the Maine coon questions, his voice a deepset purr, “Rrrraow? Meow?”
He knocks a glass off of the kitchen table. He is hungry.

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cvtiehoneys:
@obsidicn | “No, don’t say it!”
“ Ohhhhhh, Mr. Warren~ ! ”
The moment Selda heard that coquettish tease over her earpiece, she knew the mission was compromised. “No!” said Selda. “Don’t say it!” Gripping her gun, she kicked open the door of the getaway car and bolted for the warehouse. Selda ran with such speed, the cigarette in her mouth stood no chance of remaining alight.
“Hey, look! It’s Dottie!” said her partner. “Aw…crap,” replied Selda.
But by the time she made it inside, gun poised to shoot holes in the ribbon of that vixen’s ponytail, her partner was already in a situation the Continental’s professionals called: deep shit. He was tied to a chair, looking like a caterpillar made of ropes drenched in gasoline. “You have the foresight of a horny flea,” hissed Selda.
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“Is this your usual idea for a third date?”
Despite the pungent, chemical scent of fuel that burnt away at the hairs in his nostrils, or the circulation that was being cut off to his arms, Wade couldn’t keep the arrogant smile off of his face. There he sat, tied down to a chair like a wild hog, rope indentation marks reddening the bare skin on his arms. If it had been a cartoon, Selda would have barged in, guns blazing to see two thumping hearts replacing his very own eyes.
You see, Wade was a man of few mistakes when it came to his line of work. He was precise, analytical, a planner, everything he needed to be to assure success when it came to missions...but every man had his weakness, and Wade’s just happened to be a fungal fatale with killer legs and a high pony to boot.
“I don’t need you looking at me with those judgy eyes, Selda.” he grumbles, wiggling in his ropes, “You’re the one who wanted to stay in the car, and quite frankly? You’d probably be in the same position as me if it’d been some bald guy, so I don’t wanna hear it!”
cvtiehoneys:
“Don’t mind me, Arthur! Did you want to take a break and order takeout? Or go pet some of your fucking bees?” he hissed. “I’m just standing around with a time sensitive, dismembered thumb!” Gilbert hadn’t hesitated to obtain the thumb, but he didn’t expect his partner to suddenly go radio silent when he needed instructions on what to actually do with it.
“I had to take drastic measures – rectal measures, even – to keep this damn thing body temperature,” he said, tapping his earpiece for emphasis. This was, of course, a bold faced lie. He’d helped himself to a frozen bag of peas from security’s communal kitchen, popped that sucker in the microwave, and eventually slipped the thumb inside.
He simply enjoyed giving Arthur a hard time.
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"Is that your half-assed attempt at making me feel bad? No pun intended, but it’s not working, Gilbert. I highly doubt this is the first thumb you’ve taken up the ass, let alone the last.”
Zing.
The tiniest hint of a grin makes it’s way onto Arthurs face, a small crowd cheers for him in the back of his mind as he basks in the glory of his own humor. Only for a short moment though, a short moment he wouldn’t normally take, had he worked without anyone other than Gilbert. Once he’s settled, his fingers glide across his now sticky keyboard as he shuts off the buildings access to the security cameras, reversing it onto his screen so that he can get a visual on the other man.
“For now, you’re going to enter a security code, the code is 6402, don’t forget it.. Once you’ve entered that, the door should open and you’ll be met with what I believe to be a safe, the safe is electronic and the only way to access the inside is through Alexander Grants exact thumb print.” he pauses to breathe, “you can press it to the scanner, and you should be good to go. I’m curious, though, how exactly did you go about obtaining the thumb again?”

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weapvnized:
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Trust and communication — someone once told him that those were the two key components needed to successfully pull off a job with others. Well, that was just great considering he was now missing both. Too be fair, the trust was never there and that was completely on Javier and his lack of trust in just about anyone in this line of work, but the hiccup in communication was the fault of Arthur and whatever the fuck was happening on his end of things. “I swear to god, if you fuck this up for us…” He hissed in a low whisper as the rustling noise continued in his ear.
Javier was already thinking up backup plans by the time Arthur’s voice finally cut back in. “I haven’t been spotted yet if that’s what you’re asking.” He did little to mask the annoyance in his voice. In this instance, the other’s fuck up was only a minor inconvenience, but that wasn’t always going to be the case. And as much as he’d love to chew him out for the mistake, now was neither the time nor the place for a rage filled lecture. “No, I just politely asked for one of the lovely workers here to give it to me and they did.” Heavy doses of sarcasm and passive-aggressive comments were going to have to work in place of a lecture for now. “Of course I still need the damn code.”
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“I get it, you’re frustrated and I probably would be too, but I’m only human and this isn’t exactly a walk in the park for me either, bucko.”
The sarcasm doesn’t fall light on the ears as Arthur settles into his chair, wincing after realizing his own tone likely didn’t fix the situation. Sure, it was well-deserved and Arthur couldn’t argue that, but he’d always struggled at holding back. Still, he wished that just once he’d land a job with someone who wasn’t prone to testosterone fueled assholery. Once he’s adjusted the glasses that had slipped down his nose, he settles back into his sleep and switches on the program he’d designed to sort through the system database, logging the numbers most commonly used until various sets of numbers display across his screen.
“I assume you’ve made sure you haven’t been followed? Good, now if you’re standing in front of the door, make sure you enter these exact numbers, we don’t need interpol up our asses again.” he pauses, grimacing at the vague memory stained into his brain. “The key code is fifty four, ninety three, seventy two, sixty eight. Got that? 54, 93, 72, 68.”
Well, that was the most probable code. There was the chance that it’d been one of the others, but Arthur didn’t think it best to worry Javier with such a...miniscule detail.
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thehuntx:
This is why he doesn’t work with Williams.
The infamous Chaser or not, the man looks like a frazzled suburban house dad plucked straight out of the 90s; and with all the rustling going on in his earpiece, Gabriel isn’t entirely confident that his associate isn’t, in fact, running a mission while trying to play the role of Homemaker Extraordinaire to a brood of 10 mini-Williams. (Is that a lot of kids? That’s probably a lot of kids. He amends the number to 8.) There’s a litany of swears in his ear, which is more distracting than helpful, but it’s fine because the last body drops with little fanfare and even less fight.
‘It’ll be fast, quick, easy. Williams’ got your back on this,’ they say.
Fuckin’ liars.
He’s breathing a little heavily at this point—less from physical exertion, more from mental exasperation—but it’s better than what the ring of bodies around him are doing, which is decidedly not breathing altogether. “Past that,” he grouses, and with a scowl, rips an obscenely large portrait of neon-colored trainers from the wall before him. No sane person thinks to hide a priceless artifact in an Adidas outlet, but he knows it’s there, feels the pull of the item, sees a vibrant line of blue in his mind’s eye leading straight past the safe.
Fuck, a safe.
“Do you know how to get into an electronic safe?”
Tiny beads of sweat had begun to form on Arthur’s forehead, no doubt from the nerves and stress of screwing up on the job. He could handle the silent anger and the passive aggression, but he much preferred to avoid the bad side of anyone in The Continental. People got dead on the bad side, and if he ended up dead, who would tend to his bees?
After a small mental prep-talk, he wipes the sweat from his forehead and focuses on the task at hand. Adjusting his ear-piece so it’ll stay in, he begins typing away on his sticky keyboard, cutting off security camera access to anyone but himself. Once he’s got an eye on The Hunter, he speaks.
“Of course I do,” he replies, nearly offended at the very question, “Do you remember the small electronic device I gave you before you left? This is where you’re going to use it.”
The electronic safe was top of the line and very expensive, and Arthur had been tasked to help bypass it. The way he’d planned to get around it was a Bluetooth connection to a return receiver device, which would allow a second person to play with the controls and make a replica of the fingerprint for the computer. After that, manual entry through the touch screen would release the safe for full access. Then, the job would be smooth sailing.
That was, unless a hidden security system were to go off. But hey, think positive, right?
“If you’re in front of the safe and you have the device, I’m going to have you attach it to the safe, right above the keypad, alright? Make sure not to hit any of the numbers, one wrong entry and we’re going to have a much, much bigger fucking problem.” He pauses to take a deep breath, “Once you’ve attached it, hold the button on the side to turn it on. Once it’s on, I’m going to alter the settings and create a replica of your fingerprint in the system. If the plan works, open sesame.”
rottencoresx:
a single dangling earring ( that was obviously a piece of a set curated and selected by cary fetman for one Hannah B, C, or A ) would create a gleam on the marksman’s face. the refraction of light was enough for recognition. slowly she lowered her golf club, and pounced in excitement of seeing her friend. ( well her friend, Marvin’s friend. )
“And just as I thought ! I knew I could smell sandalwood and snake venom.” eyes fell from the sparkly part on his face to ground where he stood. there were no signs of shedded skin upon the ground, and the lighting made it hard for her to determine just how recent the shedding might have been. but she knew, from tales of Dottie, to always be on her toes !
“You gonna show me how to putt now? Or order another round of blow jobs?”
Just as quickly as Lottie pounces, Wade dips quickly and dodges what he believed would have been a nasty, drunken collision. He extends a hand out to his feline friend, grasping her own and helping to balance her after her jump. Once she’s standing up straight and he’s convinced she’s good, he’s quick to snatch the putter right out from her hands and hops out onto the terrace.
“Snake venom?” a low laugh escapes him, “I’m surprised you could smell anything over all of the alcohol out here. Have you really been out here by yourself, drunk?”
His teasing tone was thick, but the concern for her was just as wide as his grin. While he’d never been a man of many friends, he did want the best for Lottie, and an apprentice all by herself on the terrace wasn’t exactly the safest place to be when it came to the Continental. Still, it wasn’t Wade’s plan to make a girls sad night worse, so he tucked his worries away and practice aimed at the shot glasses with her putter. One eye squinted closed so he could aim better, he adjusts his shoulders, pulls back the putter, and- WHACK !!
Little shards of glass explode around him, and a cocky smile finds it’s way onto his lips.
“I’d love a blowjob,” he began, a long pause following as the implications of his word set in his mind, “Shit, not like that, not from you...Ugh, anyways, you gonna come try this or do I gotta wait all night?”
ofcrvmes:
Min was very much a lone wolf when it came to working, she specialised in assassination but her talents could be lent to other ventures, if need be, and as it would happen, this was one of those situations. She wasn’t the worst at planting missions, and if it were simply a case of slipping some documents into a drawer and leaving it be, she’d have done this one alone. However, this job required the targets computer to be accessed remotely from The Chasers own and files planted that way, so she found herself wearing something she absolutely 100% loathed, an in ear communication piece.
Slipping through the building was simple, she used her ability to remove her presence from the cameras and any passing guards. Everything on her end was going smoothly, at least. The heard the sounds coming from his end of the communication device and rolled her eyes as she walked down a dimly lit corridor flanked by doors, her goal was directly at the end and she leaned against it casually, examining her short, well maintained nails with an air of boredom whilst she waited for her companion to return from… whatever it was he was doing. Eventually, she got bored and sighed, rolling her eyes and merely erasing the lock, door swinging open with a tap of her foot. Strolling into the office, she looked around disinterestedly at all the awards and accolades, photos with the mayor and other notable figures lined the walls, this bought a scoff and a roll of her eyes as Arthur finally piped back up in her ear. “No.” she replied bluntly “you were taking too long so I just got rid of it. I’m in the office, what’s my next move, Dexter?”
A hushed sigh escapes his lips, he leans back in his chair, and he pinches the bridge of his nose in exasperation. He knew well that he’d deserved the blunt speak and that exhausted tone, but it still only added to his frustration after the entire ordeal with his desk. He only takes that moment to take in a breath, and then he’s back up in his seat; scanning over the security cameras and making sure that nobody had followed the in behind his associate.
After clearing his throat, he focuses in on opening the program for the hidden camera he’d previously given to Min before the task, checking over the files in the program to make sure everything will go as planned.
“I’m going to need you to put on the glasses I gave you previously, once they’re on and situated, press the small button on the left-hand side to turn them on. Once you’ve done this, I’ll be able to see what you see.” He pauses for a moment, switching it on from his side, “Once you’ve done all that, I need you to search your surroundings. Anywhere a laptop may be tucked away or hidden, search drawers, desks, anywhere you can. Do you have any questions?”

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growlshcts:
Jonah needed the security code. He forgot it in his Tuesday pair of boxers. He just wanted to study when he heard the commotion. He lowered his voice.
“You can take your time please.” He insisted. “I dont want to rush you.” Jonah said deciding to put a note that hes delaying studying on his didgital planner.
He nodded. “I am perfectly fine.” Jonah smiled awkwardly. “I just want the security code please.” He said ending his statement with a bow. “If thats too much trouble.”
Arthur blinks in surprise, taken aback by the gentle voice, even more so by the lack in anger on his associates part. He gives his head a small shake, stopping his line of thought so he can remind himself not to get distracted once more. His eyes focus on the monitors before him, where he’d pulled up the buildings security cameras and had been watching Jonah throughout the mission.
“Alright Growl, I need you to listen to me closely,” he begins, pushing his glasses up from his nose to his eyes, “You’re going to enter these numbers in quickly, try not to pause in between, and when it asks for an ocular scan, try to not to move too much. Got it? I’ve bypassed and altered the system so it should work with your iris scan, are you ready?”
“Shit!”
Arthur can barely get a word out before he’s furiously dabbing the spilled coffee from his keyboard. Dirty, crumpled paper towels crowd up his desk as he cleans, only making the situation more overwhelming for the man in the chair. Minutes go by as he tries to save any keys that he can, and he only looks up at his monitors when a quiet buzz begins to go off.
“Fuck, shit, just hold on one second-”
He yells out to the other person on the line, flinging the paper towels off of his desk as quickly as he can to retrieve his ear piece that had fallen out. He stumbles, the seconds that go by feeling like minutes while he searches. A wave of guilt washes over Arthur as he realizes he’d completely abandoned his associate in the middle of a job. He doesn’t find the earpiece and get it back in place until he’s thrown nearly everything from his desk into the trash.
“I’m here, I’m here! I’m sorry, I spilled-, fuck it. I fucked up, are you okay? Do you still need the security code?”
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Charlotte Lottie Alimjan is a greedy little feline– a discarded tray of what used to home a round of shot-glasses was discarded carelessly at her feet. she had toldl the bartender she intended on sharing the drinks with her friends, but a lie detector test would determine that was more than a white lie and a sly wink. luckily, she had the coin to spend and a full night’s sanctuary to kill.
the T300 IRON putter in her leather gloves aimed at a row of those discarded shooters just off the building. she was on her eighth blowjob– kahlua, baileys, and a dopple of whipped cream– which would explain the woozy stance of which she carried herself as she spoke soft threats to those empty glasses. “This one is for Daddy, may he rest in stinking wet garbage for the rest of his life AND NEVER SEE THE HEAVISIDE LAYER !!” taking her swing, she’d unfortunately miss.
yet her reflexes would move to protect the briefcase she’d swindled from one of those pesky open contracts. the putter raised to her eye level at the distraction, “You gonna announce yourself?! Or are you trying to scare my coat off! Can’t you see I’m busy, here! ”
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Wade had ended his day just as the sun had gone down. Three names written in red were freshly checked off of his list, and his weapons turned in for the night. He’d worked his way up the elevators, a hot shower and a lukewarm TV dinner had been occupying his thoughts since he’d checked in. It was a typical lonely night for the hitman, washing off the blood and feeding himself something quick and easy before sleep took him for the night. Lonely didn’t necessarily mean bad, though, it was simply dull.
He hums a familiar tune to himself as the elevator tugs him up to the 7th floor. The little sounds of Marvin Gaye only coming to a halt when he hears the screaming,-- a shriek he might compare to an injured cat. He was sure he could have ignored the sounds, it wasn’t unfamiliar in a building like this, but curiosity always did get the best of Wade. Once he’s out of the elevator, he’s quiet as he follows the loud whacking and screaming. Smooth like a snake and silent on his feet....or at least, he thought he was.
“I thought I heard a dying cat somewhere,” he replies with a laugh, stepping up next to Lottie and taking a look down at the missed shot glasses, “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to find you all alone up here. Maybe you’d hit a glass if you fixed your posture, yeah?”
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Imagine Crowley picking at his skin like “what the fuck why am I peeling I’m not even sunburned” and then a week later he just sheds the whole thing and he’s like “oh whoops, snake physiology”

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