Vile Clown-Mutt.

and for my birthday I better have that evil older man on my doorstep, tied up and happy to see me.

Hey guys it’s my birthday. Where’s that old man? Supposed to want me dead but also fawn over me? Hello???

the keychain broke btw, I salvaged mister lander though 🙏

and for my birthday I better have that evil older man on my doorstep, tied up and happy to see me.

Hey guys it’s my birthday. Where’s that old man? Supposed to want me dead but also fawn over me? Hello???

and for my birthday I better have that evil older man on my doorstep, tied up and happy to see me.

Hey guys it’s my birthday. Where’s that old man? Supposed to want me dead but also fawn over me? Hello???

Female gaze is realizing that the more attractive and edible Homelander becomes is when the more pathetic, whiny, cowardly, and deeply miserable he is. Like, look at him crying pathetically because nobody loves him, that’s peak female fantasy.