:/

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

cus it's my job to

Why is that your job?!?

🤷

That is a very weird job.

says u

I did say that, yes.

haha I LIKE you, very LITERAL,

I am incapable of lying.

oof that suCKS

If I were to be able to lie I would be a "master manipulator" as some call it, even more than I am now.

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

cus it's my job to

Why is that your job?!?

🤷

That is a very weird job.

says u

I did say that, yes.

haha I LIKE you, very LITERAL,

I am incapable of lying.

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

cus it's my job to

Why is that your job?!?

🤷

That is a very weird job.

says u

I did say that, yes.

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

cus it's my job to

Why is that your job?!?

🤷

That is a very weird job.

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

cus it's my job to

Why is that your job?!?

i touched YOU. DUH.

But... Why..?

I would like to speak to whomever makes the deals.

I'm a person who trades stuff... It doesn't matter what!

"we are not in for trade. leave."

Fine.

I would like to speak to whomever makes the deals.

I'm a person who trades stuff... It doesn't matter what!

I would like to speak to whomever makes the deals.

Would you mind if I turned that "m-m-maybe?" into a "d-d-definetaly"?

It’s a yes or no question.

Would you mind if I turned that "m-m-maybe?" into a "d-d-definetaly"?

He’s the pope he thinks all gay people go to hell have you never heard of Catholicism

No, what is "Catholisism"?

Might be the funniest response I’ve ever gotten on Tumblr are you /j or /gen because I genuinely can’t tell

Fae can’t lie.