Obi-Wan Kenooobi

Um, fucking EXCUSE me!?

Problem, Anakin?

So you and Bail are a “dynamic duo” or whatever now? What does that make you and me?

We had some brandy and then had some fun with the Photoshopper is all

Okay two things: A,) It’s Photoshop, not Photoshopper, and B) did you at least save me some brandy? Also C) I’m way hotter than Bail.

Bail says no more brandy 4 u, make sure Ahsoka goes to bed on time Anakin ilu bye

Ahsoka’s been in bed since like 10pm. When are you gonna be home? Brandy and sex for Anakin? I won a battle the other day…. and saved your life…. again….

Goodnight Anakin!

Um, fucking EXCUSE me!?

Problem, Anakin?

So you and Bail are a “dynamic duo” or whatever now? What does that make you and me?

We had some brandy and then had some fun with the Photoshopper is all

Okay two things: A,) It’s Photoshop, not Photoshopper, and B) did you at least save me some brandy? Also C) I’m way hotter than Bail.

Bail says no more brandy 4 u, make sure Ahsoka goes to bed on time Anakin ilu bye

Um, fucking EXCUSE me!?

Problem, Anakin?

So you and Bail are a “dynamic duo” or whatever now? What does that make you and me?

We had some brandy and then had some fun with the Photoshopper is all

Um, fucking EXCUSE me!?

Problem, Anakin?

it’s tiring, isn’t it? being in control, making choices, thinking for yourself. it’s so, so tiring. let me do it instead. you’ll like it.

@thishereanakinguy Is this Granta Omega? :P

Look, eventually I’m gonna get rescued so… yeah okay let’s do this.

Fffffff

What?!

Did I stutter?! FFFFFFF

it’s tiring, isn’t it? being in control, making choices, thinking for yourself. it’s so, so tiring. let me do it instead. you’ll like it.

@thishereanakinguy Is this Granta Omega? :P

Look, eventually I’m gonna get rescued so… yeah okay let’s do this.

Fffffff

  I’ll do anything for you, Obi-Wan. Do you want to see me touch myself? Would that please you?

You like to see me like this, don’t you, Obi-Wan? Begging for you, desiring you? This is what you’ve wanted from the beginning, isn’t it?

I might as you the same question, darling.

You know I… Duty came first for both of us but what we wanted… That was different.

No no, love, I meant, you secretly love this, don’t you? Begging me, being my suppliant little slut. Admit it. This is what secretly gets you off, Satine.

This is what has… Has always… Obi-Wan, please…

Please what, Satine? Hmm?

I need you, Obi. This is torment, touch me…

Ah, demanding. But I told you to beg.

Please, Obi-Wan. PLEASE please touch me, I’m yours entirely…

Yes, you are.

  I think testing that theory would be a worthwhile endeavor.

I don’t think shoving a lightsaber hilt inside of me is a fair test of my ability to look embarrassed, Xanatos.

Are you sure? Because I think it’s the perfect test.

I’m fairly certain, yes. 

We should try it, just to be safe.

How is that safe!? Also, you’ll get lubricant in the grooves and that’s gross.

Oh don’t be such a stick in the swamp.

How many years have you been waiting to use that expression again? 

More than I would like to consider.

Now now, gray hair looks good on you. Very regal.

Just right here. And here. And there. Your salad days of kidnapping nubile young Padawans have been past tense for quite some time now, Xanatos.

  I’ll do anything for you, Obi-Wan. Do you want to see me touch myself? Would that please you?

You like to see me like this, don’t you, Obi-Wan? Begging for you, desiring you? This is what you’ve wanted from the beginning, isn’t it?

I might as you the same question, darling.

You know I… Duty came first for both of us but what we wanted… That was different.

No no, love, I meant, you secretly love this, don’t you? Begging me, being my suppliant little slut. Admit it. This is what secretly gets you off, Satine.

This is what has… Has always… Obi-Wan, please…

Please what, Satine? Hmm?

I need you, Obi. This is torment, touch me…

Ah, demanding. But I told you to beg.

  I think testing that theory would be a worthwhile endeavor.

I don’t think shoving a lightsaber hilt inside of me is a fair test of my ability to look embarrassed, Xanatos.

Are you sure? Because I think it’s the perfect test.

I’m fairly certain, yes. 

We should try it, just to be safe.

How is that safe!? Also, you’ll get lubricant in the grooves and that’s gross.

Oh don’t be such a stick in the swamp.

How many years have you been waiting to use that expression again? 

More than I would like to consider.

Now now, gray hair looks good on you. Very regal.

Padme. Always a pleasure. What is it you’re demanding of me, pray tell?

Oh, it’s nothing I’m…

These are plans Palpatine was working on with the Geonosians. I wasn’t sure what it was, but Anakin says he thinks they’re plans for a battle station. I found additional information that shows construction has already begun in the Maw Installation, and I have no intention of stopping production.

I see. And here I thought all of … This was to seek peace, not breed more discontent through war, Padme. Does Anakin know anything about this battle station?

This is entirely meant to keep the peace, Obi-Wan. I trust once the galaxy knows this station exists they won’t give us any reason to use it. Anakin said before Palpatine died, he’d tasked Grand Moff Tarkin with overseeing the construction efforts, and Anakin was supposed to oversee TARKIN, but then he, well, he captured you and things changed.

Padme. Always a pleasure. What is it you’re demanding of me, pray tell?

Oh, it’s nothing I’m…

These are plans Palpatine was working on with the Geonosians. I wasn’t sure what it was, but Anakin says he thinks they’re plans for a battle station. I found additional information that shows construction has already begun in the Maw Installation, and I have no intention of stopping production.

I see. And here I thought all of … This was to seek peace, not breed more discontent through war, Padme. Does Anakin know anything about this battle station?

This is entirely meant to keep the peace, Obi-Wan. I trust once the galaxy knows this station exists they won’t give us any reason to use it. Anakin said before Palpatine died, he’d tasked Grand Moff Tarkin with overseeing the construction efforts, and Anakin was supposed to oversee TARKIN, but then he, well, he captured you and things changed.

Padme. Always a pleasure. What is it you’re demanding of me, pray tell?

Oh, it’s nothing I’m…

These are plans Palpatine was working on with the Geonosians. I wasn’t sure what it was, but Anakin says he thinks they’re plans for a battle station. I found additional information that shows construction has already begun in the Maw Installation, and I have no intention of stopping production.

I see. And here I thought all of ... This was to seek peace, not breed more discontent through war, Padme. Does Anakin know anything about this battle station?

Padme. Always a pleasure. What is it you’re demanding of me, pray tell?

Oh, it’s nothing I’m demanding of you. It’s just something I need you to be aware of, that’s all. I was going through my office - Palpatine’s old office, that is - and I found something rather interesting.

Perish the thought. Well, let's see it then.

  I’ll do anything for you, Obi-Wan. Do you want to see me touch myself? Would that please you?

You like to see me like this, don’t you, Obi-Wan? Begging for you, desiring you? This is what you’ve wanted from the beginning, isn’t it?

I might as you the same question, darling.

You know I… Duty came first for both of us but what we wanted… That was different.

No no, love, I meant, you secretly love this, don’t you? Begging me, being my suppliant little slut. Admit it. This is what secretly gets you off, Satine.

This is what has… Has always… Obi-Wan, please…

Please what, Satine? Hmm?

  I think testing that theory would be a worthwhile endeavor.

I don’t think shoving a lightsaber hilt inside of me is a fair test of my ability to look embarrassed, Xanatos.

Are you sure? Because I think it’s the perfect test.

I’m fairly certain, yes. 

We should try it, just to be safe.

How is that safe!? Also, you’ll get lubricant in the grooves and that’s gross.

Oh don’t be such a stick in the swamp.

How many years have you been waiting to use that expression again? 

Padme. Always a pleasure. What is it you're demanding of me, pray tell?