Lawyer Up, Asshole

Max’s interview with Sports Illustrated is so funny because I read the answers and all I can think is how Max they all are. Of course he loves the routine of Sunday’s cause it’s race day and he goes out to collect points. Of course he thinks it’s important to find balance between being an introvert and an extrovert. Of course he loves being at home and chilling with his male and female cats, but he loves dogs also! Cats like to do their own thing but dogs like to be with you so that’s fun! He doesn’t have the patience to read but loves a funny movie, and a series for the offseason. Of course his life mantra is “we will see” which his dad told him was lazy but he thinks it’s a way to take the pressure off!!

The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it