I want this as a print, poster, shirt, sweater AND i want to see markiplier see this

In 50 years historians are going to WISH this was in a museum

Can't stop thinking about this bloodymyar fic I read where Simon and Grace were both trans and when they realized Grace started with "I don't know if you have people like this, but..." and Simon was like "Well yeah I saw the scars I didn't really think about it tho" and then they're like doubling over with laughter and Grace asks about wait you don't have scars tho and Simon goes "Yeah these are all natural baby" genuinely crying laughing that's so fucking funny. These are all natural baby. He didn't need surgery his massive tits just naturally looked like pecs that most men would kill for.

Boobies

grace is aroace i just think markiplier is one of those ppl that transcends sexuality

Except if i saw him in real life It'd be like I got blasted by 10 million mega watts of radiation

why are people headcanoning that simon is an alpha??? obviously the coi would not risk an alpha or an omega, so he's a beta. yeah, it might be his penance but they didn't have a ton of people to spare. also I don't think grace would be an alpha or an omega either, he's also a beta, I don't know I just know. this feels right. also in an Eridborhood AU, it would make more sense for them to both be betas with no outer pressure on them like heats or ruts because their relationship should be built out of free will with nothing forcing them into it. thank you for coming to my tedtalk (Stratt is an alpha btw)

My exact thinking

simons losing the tumblr sexyman contest. everybody lock tf in. for the tits.

He fucking lost im actually distraught

I need a crash course at this point

iron lung asmr where it's just Simon being thrown around for like an hour

12 hour loop now

Is anyone else excited for the Ryan Gosling Star Wars movie for totally normal reasons but also because they’re excited for everyone to start shipping his character and Engineer Mark?

Its like Crack and heroine meeting for me

I heard if you say bloodymary three times in a dark room to a mirror, two middle aged men appear kissing with a rock like creature behind them

I want this

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

Not even joking I got flashed by this guy who had his ENTIRE DICK AND BALLS OUT but I get things labeled "mature content" and its just two characters looking vaguely like they were making out

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Except I would hang my friends out to dry if I ever caught wind of them buying from shein or temu

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

I want the bear diet

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving