𝕆𝕓𝕖𝕪 𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖!

He!!! owns!!! my!!! heart!!! body!!! and!!! soul!!!!!!!

Mammon: *leaves, and the alarm goes off*

Mammon, with a sly smile: See? Told ya~

Cashier: Sir, I need to check your bag. Come back here.

Mammon:

MC: You’re horrible at stealth. Your ability is overpowered and you just kill everything you see.

Mammon: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.

MC: Really? What?

Lucifer: No.

Michael:

Asmo: I stalk people.

Solomon: Okay…? I-I like going on long walks.

Levi: The target died of natural causes.

Mammon: You dragged him to sea until he died…

Lucifer: Yes, he does.

Levi: Yes, he does.

Satan: Yes, he does.

Mammon: Hey! I did the laundry and the dishes.. Well, made Beel eat the plates--

Mammon: I also deep-cleaned all the carpets, rearranged Satan's bookshelves by the authors’ death anniversary and learned throat-singing.

MC: So, when is your thesis assignment due?

Lucifer, obviously stressed: Relax, it’s just tea.

MC: What kind?

Lucifer: Why?

Satan: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can gouge your eyes out, I can make mittens…

Lucifer: I’m sorry, what was the middle part?

Belphegor: Lucifer.

Lucifer:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: ...but why?

No MCs are harmed in the making of this meme--