mixtape goddess

❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞

❝Okay, I love you too.❞

❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞

❝We just got pizza.❞

❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞

❝Don’t do drugs.❞

❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞

❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞

❝Wanna foook?❞

❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞

❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞

❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞

❝But I won’t make out with you.❞

❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞

❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞

❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞

❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞

❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞

❝Are you still talking to me?❞

❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞

❝Parkour is terrifying.❞

❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞

❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞

❝How did you get into my apartment?❞

❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞

❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞

❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞

❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞

❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞

❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞

❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞

❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞

❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞

❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞

❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞

❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞

❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞

❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞

❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞

❝Your hands on my ass.❞

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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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