True Romantic

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[image description: an illustration of a minotaur holding a spear. the illustration is all black and white, except for the minotaur’s red eye and red top surgery scars.]

I 👏 AM 👏 FUCKING 👏 DEAD 😂 😂 😂 😂

if memory serves…….. if memory slays…..

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

Saw a post about villains who love their wives but also villains who love their husbands and that made me think of a lady villain who is big bad and terrifying and meanwhile her husband is just this pathetic man. Just a sad wet kitten of a man. He probably wears sweater vests and big glasses. And she LOVES him. That is the love of her life. A McDonald’s is on a fire because he asked for no pickles and they didn’t listen damnit. She would kill for this absolute fucking loser. The wind could knock him over but it’s okay because she’ll be there to catch him.