Why are you talking like that?
I felt like it sounded romantic.
They will be saying our names for centuries.
We won’t. We won’t always be a secret.
One day, we will be together forever.
Are you trying to ruin me?
I thought you were cool with my sneaking around.
I’m too young to get married.
You wanna marry for love.
Is there any other reason?
I want romance, passion, adventure.
I’ve often found that it’s pretty easy to mistake danger and drama for romantic passion.
How about I welcome my fist to your face?
It means I’m going to punch you!
How about putting them back in your pants now, yeah?
I just wish we could live far, far away from here.
I love you. Do you love me too?
We could dance together, and no one will know that it’s us.
We’ll dance. We’ll sing. We’ll kiss.
I’d rather eat rotten goat innards!
I’d rather bathe in the filth of ten thousand mules.
I don’t want an arranged marriage.
I wanna travel the world, be free, have adventures, and with someone that I actually love.
You’re not supposed to talk about what you want.
Let me stop you right there, soldier boy.
I have literally no interest in you or in this whole arranged marriage business.
If I was you, I’d take the deal.
I have some land, some prospects.
Well, you’re not really my type.
Yeah, that’s not happening.
I can see it in your face.
Oh, this must be a nightmare for you.
Well, you could’ve just told me that in the first place.
The ball started an hour ago!
I’m a soldier, not a weatherman.
This has literally been the worst night of my life.
The feeling’s more than mutual.
You did deliver my message this morning, yes?
Well, there is a lot of plague going around.
How long is this gonna go on for?
I think you’re being rather dramatic.
If only I’d said “I love you” when I had the chance.
We’ve let this get out of hand.
You won’t be young forever, you know?
Well, I could show you, if you want.
You’re here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, and then never see them ever again.
I haven’t heard from you in a while.
They definitely didn’t teach that in finishing school.
I miss you and your warm embrace.
I’m sure you hear that all the time, though.
You’re a liar and a scoundrel.
So I was the first you compared to the moon and the stars?
I have said those words to another.
I trusted you and all you did was lie.
It appears your little gambit has failed.
You need to focus and pull it together.
I don’t have a ton of time for your drama right now, okay?
And tonight, we’ll feast.
I have opinions, ideas, passions of my own!
I thought you’d be pleased.
Excuse me. I’m in a rush.
I want my knife back, please.
You aren’t actually thinking of going out there, are you?
I can walk with you if you’d like.
Could you please escort me through the forest?
You’re not even a little curious?
I’m going to stop a wedding.
That’s not how love works.
I’m done talking to you now.
If they find us, they will kill us.
Are you sure this is safe?
I mean, love is like knowing how to fly or how to breathe.
I’m sorry I got you into all this mess.
I guess I didn’t find a good enough reason to stay.
But when it’s real, you won’t question it.
Could you just at least put on a shirt or something?
I won’t let them keep us apart, my love!
I told you. I don’t get involved.
You’re completely full of shit.
First sign of danger and I’m out of there.
I’m going to fake my own death.
I’ll drink it, they’ll find me, it’ll look like I’m dead, then they’ll prepare me for burial.
There’s, like, fifty different ways that that could go wrong.
Everything’s gonna be just fine.
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re too late.
There’s just something about you that makes me do stupid things.
You know, centuries from now, when everyone’s telling this story, you think you and I will even be mentioned?