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Lokiâs first and last appearance in every Marvel movie heâs in.
THOR cannot lose LOKI and he is the only relative of THOR. We all hope that Marvel will be able to resurrect LOKI in <Avenger 4>. Â Â
Iâll never leave youďźjust need to get closer closerďźlean on me nowâŚâŚItâs all right. Letâs go home together.
P1: On Asgardâs spaceship; P2: Using the material on the internet as a background, I want to create a pink atmosphere P3: Posts on Tumblr.
#familydramaticsâ˘

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Christian Soriano is bae
I stanned him so hard back on project runway! Great to see this
Same, Iâve been on the Siriano train since Project Runway.
He loves Loki at least as much as we do. Can you imagine what he must have felt when he saw how the character he had been playing for a decade was handled? After all the time dedicated into brilliantly portaying him, after the press tours, interviews, comic cons, the meetings with the fans in which he showed endless love and respect towards us. After all of this, they gave Loki a damn knife.
Couldnât agree more. Thankyou Tom for bringing Loki to life.
I got a good reference to draw today.
insert God of hamster.
patreon quick sketch cmmssn for @cuppyren c:
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ââŚWait a minute, I could be onto something here.â
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now Iâm considered an expert on this speciesâŚ
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and heâs just likeâŚÂ âwait⌠iâm a chemistâŚâ
How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????
somebody has to end up with the crocs and nobody wants to on purpose

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Have people realized that after Loki says âOdinsonâ and looks at Thor teary eyed then turns back to Thanos and says âswear to you my undying fidelityâ, heâs actually saying that to Thor? It was around the same moment the knife appeared in his hand. He decided he was dying for his brother then, and he wanted to settle all the history between them and he wanted him to know he was loyal to him until his dying breath. The look in Thorâs eyes shows that he understood what it means and heâs so goddamn scared. It fucks me up.
more on writing muslim characters from a hijabi muslim girl
- hijabis get really excited over pretty scarves - they also like to collect pins and brooches - we get asked a lot of questions and it can be annoying or it can be amusing, just depends on our mood and personality and how the question is phrased - common questions include: - ânot even water?â (referring to fasting) - hijabis hear a lot of âdo you sleep in that?â (we donât) and âwhere is your hair?â (in a bun or a braid, usually) - âis it mooze-slim or mozzlem?â (the answer is neither, itâs muslim, with a soft s and accent on the first syllable) - âee-slam or iz-lamb?â (itâs iss-laam, accent on the first syllable) - âhee-job?â (heh-jahb, accent on the second syllable)
- âkor-an?â (no. quran. say it like koor-annn, accent on the second syllable) - people tend to mess up our names really badly and you just get a sigh and a resigned nod or an awkward smile, maybe a nickname instead - long hair is easy to hide, short hair is harder to wrap up - hijab isnât just covering hair, itâs also showing as little skin as possible with the exception of face, hands, and feet, and not wearing tight/sheer clothing - that applies to men too, people just donât like to mention it ( i wonder why) - henna/mehendi isnât just for special occasions, youâll see people wearing it for fun - henna/mehendi isnât just for muslims, either, itâs not a religious thing - henna/mehendi is not just for women, men also wear it, especially on their weddings - there are big mehendi parties in the couple of nights before eid where people (usually just women and kids) gather and do each otherâs mehendi, usually just hands and feet - five daily prayers - most muslim kids can stutter through a couple verses of quran in the original arabic text by the age of seven or eight, it does not matter where they live or where theyâre from or what language they speak natively - muslim families tend to have multiple copies of the quran - there are no âversionsâ of the quran, there has only ever been one. all muslims follow the exact same book - muslims have no concept of taking Godâs name in vain, we call on God at every little inconvenience - donât use islamic phrases if you donât know what they mean or how to use them. we use them often, inside and outside of religious settings. in islam, it is encouraged to mention God often and we say these things very casually, but we take them very seriously - Allahu Akbar means âGod is Greatestâ (often said when something shocks or surprises us, or if weâre scared or daunted, or when something amazing happens, whether it be good or bad; itâs like saying âoh my godâ) - Subhan Allah means âGlory be to Godâ (i say subhan Allah at the sky, at babies, at trees, whatever strikes me as pleasant, especially if itâs in nature) - Bismillah means âin the name of Godâ and itâs just something you say before you start something like eating or doing your homework - In Shaa Allah means âif God willsâ (example: youâll be famous, in shaa Allah) (itâs a reminder that the future is in Godâs hands, so be humble and be hopeful)
- Astaghfirullah means âi seek forgiveness from Allahâ and itâs like âgod forgive meâ - Alhamdulillah means âall thanks and praise belong to Godâ and itâs just a little bit more serious than saying âthank godâ (example: i passed my exams, alhamdulillah; i made it home okay, alhamdulillah) - when i say we use them casually, i really mean it - teacher forgot to assign homework? Alhamdulillah - our version of âamenâ is âameenâ - muslims greet each other with âassalamu alaikumâ which just means âpeace be on youâ and itâs like saying hi - the proper response is âwalaikum assalamâ which means âand on you be peaceâ and itâs like saying âyou tooâ
I know it isnât about autism, but I was enlightened - had many misconceptions. Since I learned from it I is passing it on. (learning is a good thing)
Neat ^w^ thank you for the information @aesterea
Woah, this is amazing
based off thisÂ
Loki: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Thor: Itâs a hug! Iâm hugging you!

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A day or two ago, I was at âboobâ restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friendâs brotherâs birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when I was halfway across the restaurant, some guy at a table slapped my ass. And he and all his friends started laughing about it. I spun around and slapped him across the face back.
He got sooo pissed. Started yelling at me and calling me a bitch and then told me âYou canât hit me! Iâm a customer!â
Iâm pretty well developed for my age, and this happened when it was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing shorts and a tank top.
âIâm not a worker, asshole! And you shouldnât slap their asses too just because they canât hit you back!â Iâm pretty sure I said something to the effect although I probably am explaining it as if I was smooth and calm back then, but I was an embarrassed, mortified mess
And then I asked one of the waitresses to call the police. The guy was backpedaling and trying to apologize.
Fun fact: Iâm 15. Like I said, very well developed for my age.
So I told him no, we were both going to wait here for the police to show up so I could report him for sexually abusing and harassing a minor.
He panicked and was even trying to bargain with me, but like fuck I was letting him off the hook. Think of how many other girls this asshole has probably harassed! I just have the power to do something about it.
Police got there and I had about at least 50 witnesses to attest to the fact a stranger, who was probably like 40, slapped my ass, when I am, in fact, a minor. Not to mention he yelled things at me when he thought I was a worker like âYou canât touch me! Iâll beat your ass, cunt!â Which I referenced as him threatening me too.
The rest of his friends were mortified and had tried to leave but I insisted that they have to stay because the cops might want statements from them. Whether or not thatâs true, I donât fuckin know, but the manager seemed to agree enough to tell them to wait for the police.
I had tried not to, but as some point when talking to one of the waitresses while waiting for the police, I started crying because of how violated I felt. It may have done good for the police came in to see my crying, I donât know, but the waitresses were all so sweet and tried to comfort me when they had the chance.
I intend to press charges. Since I am a minor I need my parents to help or whatever and I know nothing about this kinda thing but I can potentially get him labeled a sex offender, which he IS, so I want him to actually feel punishment for his abuse towards female workers (I doubt Iâm the first girl heâs harassed, maybe just the first who could fight back without her job on the line, so I want to be the last girl he harasses), just⌠ugh. I just hope he gets the punishment he deserves. So⌠wish me luck with this whole âlegal systemâ nonsense.
Good, I hope thaat fucker gets locked away for a loooooooong time.
odin: heyâŚ. uh⌠lokiâŚâŚ son⌠why are you wearing⌠black and greenâŚ.?
loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right
odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))
loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!
odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good thatâs great good :)))))))
loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!
odin, slowly backing away from loki: uhâŚyeah son thatâs greatâŚreaalllly good keep it up hahaâŚÂ :))))))))))))