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1. What’s your darkest kink?

2. How many people have you had sex with?

3. What the most times you’ve ever orgasmed in one night?

4. What’s your favorite sex position?

5. Describe the best sex you’ve ever had.

6. Have you ever had a one night stand?

7. Describe your most desired fantasy.

8. Describe your darkest fantasy.

9. What’s your sexiest feature?

10. Have you ever been to a strip club?

11. Where’s the best place to have sex?

12. Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

13. Where would you like to have sex, but haven’t yet?

14. If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be?

15. What sounds do you make during sex?

16. Are you loud during sex?

17. Describe the outfit you feel sexiest in.

18. What’s your favorite punishment?

19. What’s your favorite position for spanking?

20. Do you like to have/leave marks?

21. What’s your favorite thing to clamp nipples with?

22. How long have you denied/or been denied an orgasm?

23. Have you ever had sex in a “dungeon”?

24. Are you into bondage?

25. What is your favorite thing to do for aftercare?

26. What’s your favorite thing to tie up or be tied up with?

27. Are you a Dom or a Sub? Would you ever consider being a switch?

28. Do you prefer gags or blindfolds?

29. Have you ever had a threesome?

30. How often do you masturbate?

31. What’s your favorite thing to masturbate to?

32. What’s your favorite kind of porn?

33. What’s your favorite porn website?

34. Who’s your favorite porn star?

35. Would you ever consider doing porn?

36. At what age did you start masturbating?

37. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

38. Have you ever masturbated to a ridiculous video or story then thought “what the fuck did I just do?“

39. Phone sex or Camming?

40. Do you believe in aphrodisiacs?

41. What’s you biggest turn on?

42. What’s your strangest turn on?

43. What’s your favorite sex toy?

44. Do you prefer your sexual partner to be older than you, or younger?

45. Have you ever broken up with someone because the sex was bad?

46. Have you ever posted nudes on tumblr?

47. What’s your favorite sex blog? (I’m sure it’s his-precious-kitten…but on the odd chance that it’s not…)

48. What’s your favorite pet name?

49. Do you prefer vaginal sex or anal?

50. Do you prefer pussies all natural, bald, triangle, landing strip…?

51. What song would you most like to have sex to?

52. Have you ever had shower sex?

53. At what time of day are you the horniest?

54. Girls: What is your bra size?

55. Girls: Describe your favorite pair of panties.

56. Girls: Do you ever go out not wearing panties?

57. Girls: Can you get off from clit stimulation alone?

58. Girls: Can you get off from penetration alone?

59. Girls: Do you use birth control or condoms?

60. Girls: What’s the strangest thing that’s ever been inside your pussy?

61. Girls: Do you spit or swallow?

62. Subs: Would you rather have a Master, a Dom, or a Daddy Dom?

63. Littles: Describe your favorite stuffie.

64. Boys: What is your penis size?

65. Boys: Are you circumcised?

66. Boys: Do you prefer having sex without a condom?

67. Boys: Do you prefer oral or vaginal sex?

68. Doms: Do you believe in aftercare?

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