I Come Here To Cry

What's a girl gotta do to get a Parise goal around here

Thank u God and also Palms

Islanders? I don't know them

Yikes yikes yikes

GET EM, ROBIN

Yeah Bode Wilde is anti-vax and props to to Isles for sticking to their guns on this, but are we just going to ignore the fact that some people once looked into the face of an actual human baby and named him Bode?

I am absolutely ready to stan Zach Parise. The Island is now Dilf City.

*poking the Isles with a stick* DO SOMETHING

It's do or die for some idiots in blue and orange and I'm going to be stressed about it all day

SEXY

Ebs: score goals, do crime

More power play goals tonight than all season

Why does the clip of Mathew Barzal yelling "this is our house" mean so much to me

For the sake of my sanity please give the Garys an actual linemate and not a traffic cone in a spare uniform