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Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Basilico

Aglio

Olio extra vergine di oliva

Pecorino e/o Parmigiano

Pinoli

Sale grosso

In tutte le marche di pesto da scaffale (tutte, non se ne salva una) trovi:

Olio di semi (o peggio)

Grana Padano se sei fortunato, altrimenti peggio

Anacardi, arachidi, mandorle o nocciole

Altri ingredienti del tutto inutili

Ne prendo una a caso:

Olio di semi di girasole, basilico 34%, formaggio Grana Padano DOP 8,4%, mandorle, siero di latte in polvere, sale, zucchero, pinoli 0,5%, correttore di acidità: acido lattico; aroma naturale, proteine del latte, aglio

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