jack

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

i’m fucking crying

Reblog this with "dick" and just keep hitting the first suggested word

Dick you are my fav person I love when you’re not wearing shorts lol I’m not wearing a shirt lol I love it lol I don’t know if I should get it out for you a day off lol lol

Dick I am just going to a party that is not a male male and I am not a male male and I am not a male male and I am not a male male and I am not a male male and I

Dick I think it’s so cute and when I’m with someone else I can’t think about anything else but I’m just really sad about that ….lmfao wow okay

Dick the app and I have to go back and then start to my personal email app I don’t have the time for me a little bit more money than anything

Dick you can do that to me and if you don’t mind I will do that to you

Dick the way off the street market is a bit of a pain to go to the mall and then go to grab a drink and then go to grab a coffee

Dick I have to do some work and I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work and then I have to do some more work

Dick the first time i was a little late at the night before the first time she was lied to the first time she was lied to the first time she was lied to the first time she was lied to the first time

Dick I have a great day and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning

BYE

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

one of my faves.

How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

angry but laughing