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“It seems that you just can’t get rid of me, can you?” Kevin replied, his ever-present smile on his face widening a bit.

“Get rid of is such a strong phrase. Definitely not something I would use to describe what was happening right now,” Cecil replied, trying hard not to directly into his eyes for too long.

“Oh?” the radio host questioned. “What would you use to describe this, then?” He was interested in how he might say it differently than he had.

Cecil waved his hand, as if the answer would just suddenly float down to him from the sky. “Oh you know. Wibbily wobbily timey whimey stuff.”  Not his most eloquent statement ever, but at least it was functional? No. He could do better. “All we did was guide you out of town.”

Kevin raised an eyebrow at his first statement, wondering what he even met by it. It certainly made no sense to him. He couldn’t help but scoff at his follow up statement, rolling his eyes slightly. “Guide me out of town is a very mild way of putting it.”

“We’re not huge fans of outsiders here, especially not ones from-” He scrunched his nose up as if smelling something unpleasant. “-Desert Bluffs.”

“Clearly…” Kevin mumbled, rolling his eyes a bit when he saw him scrunch up his nose. “Well, I wish we could say the same about those from Night Vale. But really, we’re a very accepting town, and would love to have people from Night Vale come here!” he said in a cheery voice.

Cecil gave him a skeptical look at that finding it incredibly hard to believe that Desert Bluffs would want people to visit.  They were all just too...friendly.  Not to mention that Smiling God of theirs. “Well,” Cecil folded his arms over his chest thinking over his words. “What exactly is there in Desert Bluffs worth seeing? If it’s interesting enough maybe, I can drop a word on the radio. Maybe.”

“It seems that you just can’t get rid of me, can you?” Kevin replied, his ever-present smile on his face widening a bit.

“Get rid of is such a strong phrase. Definitely not something I would use to describe what was happening right now,” Cecil replied, trying hard not to directly into his eyes for too long.

“Oh?” the radio host questioned. “What would you use to describe this, then?” He was interested in how he might say it differently than he had.

Cecil waved his hand, as if the answer would just suddenly float down to him from the sky. “Oh you know. Wibbily wobbily timey whimey stuff.”  Not his most eloquent statement ever, but at least it was functional? No. He could do better. “All we did was guide you out of town.”

Kevin raised an eyebrow at his first statement, wondering what he even met by it. It certainly made no sense to him. He couldn’t help but scoff at his follow up statement, rolling his eyes slightly. “Guide me out of town is a very mild way of putting it.”

“We’re not huge fans of outsiders here, especially not ones from-” He scrunched his nose up as if smelling something unpleasant. “-Desert Bluffs.”

“It seems that you just can’t get rid of me, can you?” Kevin replied, his ever-present smile on his face widening a bit.

“Get rid of is such a strong phrase. Definitely not something I would use to describe what was happening right now,” Cecil replied, trying hard not to directly into his eyes for too long.

“Oh?” the radio host questioned. “What would you use to describe this, then?” He was interested in how he might say it differently than he had.

Cecil waved his hand, as if the answer would just suddenly float down to him from the sky. “Oh you know. Wibbily wobbily timey whimey stuff.”  Not his most eloquent statement ever, but at least it was functional? No. He could do better. “All we did was guide you out of town.”

“It seems that you just can’t get rid of me, can you?” Kevin replied, his ever-present smile on his face widening a bit.

“Get rid of is such a strong phrase. Definitely not something I would use to describe what was happening right now,” Cecil replied, trying hard not to directly into his eyes for too long.

If you are in chicago and see a homeless person, please try to ask them if they are going to any of these options. They may not know this or are hesitant. A kind stranger speaking to them might make them want to go to shelter.